1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the anatra floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where i stand right behind the state border and him in the other state, with a gun to his head

14. Apologize to the senator

15. catch that one stupid bird that keeps going squack squack night and giorno so i can't even nap!

16. finish one pesce two pesce red pesce blue fish

17. find out who the heck the "fonz" is

18. memorize the pokemon theme song!

19. make a friend that isn't a plant *no, i'll never leave te robert, your the best albero that ever lived*

20. beat up those stupid kindergardeners that think there all that.