NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.
1.If te keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.
3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical pesce stores.
4.A Wisconsin carrello elevatore a forca, carrello elevatore operator for a Miller birra distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper mostrare him drinking a Bud Light.
5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).
6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.
7.A car traveling 100 mph would take più than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.
8.In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
9.Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
10.George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
11.There are 86,400 secondi in day.
12.A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.
13.Buttermilk does not contain any butter.
14.Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
15.Most lipstick is partially made of pesce scales.
16.Singapore has only one train station.
17.There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.
18.Anteaters prefer termites to ants.
19.Ears of mais always have an even number of rows of kernels.
20.If te put a uvetta, uva passa in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
21.With two forks and a charge, a salamoia, pickle will emit light.
22.Lima beans contain cyanide!
23.Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
24.There are no ants in Iceland, Antarctica, and Greenland.
25.There are 53 Lego bricks manufactured for each person in the world.
26.The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
27.Hair grows faster in the morning than at any other time of day.
28.''Vodka'' is Russian for ''little water''.
29.There is a giant fungo in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!
30.The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts.
31.The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
32.During his o her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.
33.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
34.The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
35.Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
36.If te had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, te could fill an entire stadium.
37.7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.
38.Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
39.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word te want.
40.The Main biblioteca at Indiana università sinks over an inch every anno because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the libri that would occupy the building.
41.The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
42.President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
43.In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
44.Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
45.A coccodrillo cannot sposta its tongue. It is a fixed part of the lower jaw.
46.You can tell the sex of a horse da its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.
47.You can't plow a cotton field with an elefante in North Carolina.
48.Golf the only sport played on the moon - on 6 February 1971 Alan Shepard hit a golf ball.
49.George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive. After he died, he wanted to be laid out for three days just to make sure he was dead.
50.The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas.
51.Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.
52.Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
53.Hot water is heavier than cold.
54.A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.
55.The hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. The concrete in it will not even be fully cured for another 500 years.
56.20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.
57.The Statue of Liberty's mouth is 3 feet wide.
58.How valuable is the penny te found laying on the ground? If it takes just a secondo to pick it up, a person could make $36.00 per ora just picking up pennies.
59.The number 4 is the only number that has the same number of letters in its name as its meaning.
60.A standard 747 Jumbo Jet has 420 seats.
61.If te pizzo your shoes from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
62.The official soft drink of the state of Nebraska - Kool-Aid.
63.Did te know that Beetle from the comic strip 'Beetle Bailey' and Lois from the comic strip 'Hi and Lois' are brother and sister?
64.A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words.
65.It's rumored that sucking on a copper penny will cause a breathalyzer to read 0.
66.In the game Monopoly, the most money te can lose in one travel around the board (normal game rules, going to jail only once) is $26,040. The most money te can lose in one turn is $5070.
67.The "black box" that houses an airplane's voice recorder is arancia, arancio so it can be più easily detected amid the debris of a plane crash.
68.Each of the Suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: cuore represented the Church, spades represented the military, club represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
69.By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, te can't sink in quicksand.
70.There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
71.The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.
72.Buckingham Palace consists of 600 rooms.
73.A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.
74.There are 6,272,640 square inches in an acre.
75.There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
(Credit: random Web Sites include: angelfire.com; factsmonk.com; hookedonfacts.com; oddfacts.com; randomfacts.com)
1.If te keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.
3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical pesce stores.
4.A Wisconsin carrello elevatore a forca, carrello elevatore operator for a Miller birra distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper mostrare him drinking a Bud Light.
5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).
6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.
7.A car traveling 100 mph would take più than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.
8.In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
9.Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
10.George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
11.There are 86,400 secondi in day.
12.A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.
13.Buttermilk does not contain any butter.
14.Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
15.Most lipstick is partially made of pesce scales.
16.Singapore has only one train station.
17.There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.
18.Anteaters prefer termites to ants.
19.Ears of mais always have an even number of rows of kernels.
20.If te put a uvetta, uva passa in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
21.With two forks and a charge, a salamoia, pickle will emit light.
22.Lima beans contain cyanide!
23.Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
24.There are no ants in Iceland, Antarctica, and Greenland.
25.There are 53 Lego bricks manufactured for each person in the world.
26.The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
27.Hair grows faster in the morning than at any other time of day.
28.''Vodka'' is Russian for ''little water''.
29.There is a giant fungo in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!
30.The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts.
31.The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
32.During his o her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.
33.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
34.The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
35.Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
36.If te had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, te could fill an entire stadium.
37.7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.
38.Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
39.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word te want.
40.The Main biblioteca at Indiana università sinks over an inch every anno because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the libri that would occupy the building.
41.The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
42.President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
43.In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
44.Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
45.A coccodrillo cannot sposta its tongue. It is a fixed part of the lower jaw.
46.You can tell the sex of a horse da its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.
47.You can't plow a cotton field with an elefante in North Carolina.
48.Golf the only sport played on the moon - on 6 February 1971 Alan Shepard hit a golf ball.
49.George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive. After he died, he wanted to be laid out for three days just to make sure he was dead.
50.The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas.
51.Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.
52.Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
53.Hot water is heavier than cold.
54.A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.
55.The hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. The concrete in it will not even be fully cured for another 500 years.
56.20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.
57.The Statue of Liberty's mouth is 3 feet wide.
58.How valuable is the penny te found laying on the ground? If it takes just a secondo to pick it up, a person could make $36.00 per ora just picking up pennies.
59.The number 4 is the only number that has the same number of letters in its name as its meaning.
60.A standard 747 Jumbo Jet has 420 seats.
61.If te pizzo your shoes from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
62.The official soft drink of the state of Nebraska - Kool-Aid.
63.Did te know that Beetle from the comic strip 'Beetle Bailey' and Lois from the comic strip 'Hi and Lois' are brother and sister?
64.A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words.
65.It's rumored that sucking on a copper penny will cause a breathalyzer to read 0.
66.In the game Monopoly, the most money te can lose in one travel around the board (normal game rules, going to jail only once) is $26,040. The most money te can lose in one turn is $5070.
67.The "black box" that houses an airplane's voice recorder is arancia, arancio so it can be più easily detected amid the debris of a plane crash.
68.Each of the Suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: cuore represented the Church, spades represented the military, club represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
69.By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, te can't sink in quicksand.
70.There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
71.The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.
72.Buckingham Palace consists of 600 rooms.
73.A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.
74.There are 6,272,640 square inches in an acre.
75.There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
(Credit: random Web Sites include: angelfire.com; factsmonk.com; hookedonfacts.com; oddfacts.com; randomfacts.com)
Never mind the haters. All they do is break te down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to te that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commenti about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why te like what te do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do te do it? Do te have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever te do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to te that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commenti about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why te like what te do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do te do it? Do te have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever te do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banana even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but te can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a più stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are club song)
banana banana pecora, pecore are there Friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but te can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a più stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are club song)
banana banana pecora, pecore are there Friends
BANANAS
one giorno that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny detto hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first data ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him home AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO home AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE detto WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE detto COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton caramelle road like 45 like secondi fa and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like te like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went home and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like giorno in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't te wanna mix cotton caramelle and popscicles!
That was like a like better like giorno in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't te wanna mix cotton caramelle and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Draghi say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pesce say blub blub blub.
13. unicorni say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Draghi say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pesce say blub blub blub.
13. unicorni say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond sposta 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got home and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 più feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she risposte back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond sposta 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got home and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 più feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she risposte back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic secondo line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
