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A supermercato had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some più trays and have them ready for te da the time te finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
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1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his Friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks o anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same Musica as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff o make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)
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At least a dozen times a giorno te hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say te hate society, te say te can’t stand it. te say te hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people te see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, te all are. te were born this way, te will die this way. te are society, and society is you. te are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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