Two guys were picked up da the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give te a secondo chance rather than jail time. I want te to go out this weekend and try to mostra others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see te back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge detto to the first one,
"How did te do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did te tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," detto the judge. "And you, how did te do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did te manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small cerchio and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give te a secondo chance rather than jail time. I want te to go out this weekend and try to mostra others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see te back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge detto to the first one,
"How did te do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did te tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," detto the judge. "And you, how did te do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did te manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small cerchio and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
As the titolo suggests, these are what work for me.. So te know...
1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make te feel worse about this than te already do..
2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..
3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch Youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..
4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..
1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make te feel worse about this than te already do..
2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..
3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch Youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..
4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..