ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: te are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET te FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: te grigio, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought te picked a giorno out of a hat for that o something.
ME: caramelle giorno is when I say it is caramelle Day. It's when I say it is caramelle Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: te thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas Friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes te have been in today.
ME: Midget giorno Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were te gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess te were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could te possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: te can't sing. te can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, te mostra me what te got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks o so but monsters were around
A Million years fa but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the Canto birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when te share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what te feel inside is not just Amore persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone te knew and If te had a zucca they might like that too
And although te may scare them, they won't go away, because we all Amore on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: te have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: te are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET te FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: te grigio, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought te picked a giorno out of a hat for that o something.
ME: caramelle giorno is when I say it is caramelle Day. It's when I say it is caramelle Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: te thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas Friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes te have been in today.
ME: Midget giorno Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were te gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess te were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could te possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: te can't sing. te can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, te mostra me what te got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks o so but monsters were around
A Million years fa but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the Canto birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when te share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what te feel inside is not just Amore persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone te knew and If te had a zucca they might like that too
And although te may scare them, they won't go away, because we all Amore on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: te have no holiday spirit.
It all started when Chloe was in the cucina making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1.Determine how many times a week te eat o want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 o 10.
Let's say te eat Cioccolato 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number da 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the precedente result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that da 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current anno (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If te haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming te were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week te eat o want Cioccolato (the number te specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Cioccolato a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say te eat Cioccolato 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number da 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the precedente result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that da 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current anno (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If te haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming te were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week te eat o want Cioccolato (the number te specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Cioccolato a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. te wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. te can tell me if te ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. te wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. te can tell me if te ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, te never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be successivo in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well te know that face o a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If te don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be successivo in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well te know that face o a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If te don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camicia looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them te Amore them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i Amore te again
step 9:walk around them in circles Canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say te hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camicia looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them te Amore them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i Amore te again
step 9:walk around them in circles Canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say te hate them
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