Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to te as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say te understand when te don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. te don’t have PMS; don’t act like te know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get te off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get te off the hook.
7. If te talk about having a big dick; we know te don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when te act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what te say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If te did something wrong o even if te didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; cena and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious da nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if te are nice te just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, o anything else te and your Friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be dato at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool te think your goatte or
beard o mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if te think it is cool to burp, fart, o emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than te ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. te can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t te piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to te as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say te understand when te don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. te don’t have PMS; don’t act like te know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get te off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get te off the hook.
7. If te talk about having a big dick; we know te don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when te act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what te say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If te did something wrong o even if te didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; cena and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious da nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if te are nice te just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, o anything else te and your Friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be dato at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool te think your goatte or
beard o mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if te think it is cool to burp, fart, o emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than te ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. te can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t te piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
