(CREATED da RAE RI, NOT ME)
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can cancella the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused da Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle te with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a cuore attack; his cuore lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can cancella the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused da Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle te with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a cuore attack; his cuore lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can te believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how te respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can te believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how te respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope te are getting use to this mostra cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did te say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope te enjoy the picture!
The End!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE te AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING te 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST stella, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T te EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO te BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF o I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the mostra earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE te AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING te 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST stella, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T te EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO te BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF o I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the mostra earlyer!Bye!
The End
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING da TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go da car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING da TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go da car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
i Amore cereal yes i do
i Amore cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Amore cerial yes i do i Amore cerial te better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if te can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Amore creal yes we do i Amore ceral te should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Amore ccerale yes i do
i Amore crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some random songs te made up plz commet
i Amore cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Amore cerial yes i do i Amore cerial te better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if te can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Amore creal yes we do i Amore ceral te should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Amore ccerale yes i do
i Amore crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some random songs te made up plz commet
2.if u r on your peroid o nawt!!
3.Who te talk 2 on the phone
4.THat te are super jelous o other girls (or boys)
5.That te hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up te will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That te have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart te are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
esah
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post aggiornamenti if te want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post aggiornamenti if te want :)