Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character o the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free Film ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our Friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our Friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack o Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our Friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinaci in our teeth.
26. There are times when Cioccolato really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just da looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours da the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being Lost is to ask for directions.
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character o the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free Film ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our Friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our Friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack o Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our Friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinaci in our teeth.
26. There are times when Cioccolato really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just da looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours da the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being Lost is to ask for directions.
Well, I haven't been on here for 7 months and I still remember my password. lol te guys don't have to worry anymore. I'm still here. Oh my gosh, A bunch of stuff has changed since then. The reason why I haven't been on here for seven months is because:
1. I have a Youtube channel now.
2. Because of school.
3. I've been playing Five Nights at Freddy's. ( I've gotten into that now.)
4. I've been busy with my cousin and family.
5. The holidays.
6. Deviant ART has stolen my time to be on here.
7. I have a Steam account.
and 8. My computer has been an idiot lately.
I hope to get più active on here and get più pictures up.
1. I have a Youtube channel now.
2. Because of school.
3. I've been playing Five Nights at Freddy's. ( I've gotten into that now.)
4. I've been busy with my cousin and family.
5. The holidays.
6. Deviant ART has stolen my time to be on here.
7. I have a Steam account.
and 8. My computer has been an idiot lately.
I hope to get più active on here and get più pictures up.
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I review the best and the worst in each one, and I Amore the support I get from my fans! I also have a Youtube channel named jared potts if you're interested. I made a superiore, in alto 10 kirby boss fights video, at 700+ views, so check that out too!
Thanks guys, and as always, Keep it SHADY! :D
I review the best and the worst in each one, and I Amore the support I get from my fans! I also have a Youtube channel named jared potts if you're interested. I made a superiore, in alto 10 kirby boss fights video, at 700+ views, so check that out too!
Thanks guys, and as always, Keep it SHADY! :D
