random Article: How to make people feel uncomfortable

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posted by invadercalliope

Ok let me tell te 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy

1)Put your arm around a person te don't know

2)Then twirl another random persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a random persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Canto the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and mostra them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a random person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

PhineasFangirl Wow XD

Lawli-gagger lmao @ 12

DracoLuver Yeah ... raping a random person is gonna land you in jail! x)

teamsalvatore98 did all of these to my frend and he ended up bein my bf xD

Insane4ever Ok seriously......thank you for getting me in jail.....xD

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[NOT A HATERS QUESTION! IT'S A REAL SERIOUS QUESTION]

posted by zanesaaomgfan

How is breaking Dawn Part 1 even going to be PG-13 with the serious scenes?!

Have te seen them?
[FRIENDS OPINIONS]

It's so serious!
Too much!
Nessi(my cousin) won't be able to see it!
It is a lot..
I might even wait until it's on demand!
O.O
I'm sorry... Are te sure this is PG-13?
That's real? Yeah, real serious bull...
I'm shocked.

[PARENTS]

And my daughters want to see THAT?!
I got kids who are barely 10 and want to see it? No way!
Woah... My children will still see it... Just after the movie, I'll knock 'em out hard enough so they won't remember!
PG-13? PUH-LEASE!

My Opinion

It's way too much for kids....

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To All The TDI/TDA fans- STOP THE WAR

posted by bubblegum05

AS te can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the random spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. te guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! te are wrecking the fanpop family, and te are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If te have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.

FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.

This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if te want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.

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MY FUNNY CAT BUBBA 8D

posted by rolie1

MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE giorno I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE letto AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE successivo MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!

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Flying scoiattolo

posted by grasshopper101

Okay so one giorno my mom was home alone and she walked into the house and there was a scoiattolo sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the scoiattolo started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the divano and the scoiattolo flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come home so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the scoiattolo was in her bed!!!

Whoa...I don't think I like fuoco any più

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Karoke night at the edge of the world

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random pages 4 colouring♥

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wow ._. dafuq I jut read?

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ART WITH COMPUTERS

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What's On My Mind...

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

I'm tired. Very tired. I got hardly any sleep last night, I was too busy on fanpop. Damn te fanpop!

Did te know, I had a science test today? Well, te do now. And it went into break. Yes, the whole of break! I thought that we were going to get some time to chill afterwards but oh no, I had to go straight to English, grrr.
And I'd finished the test; so I may as well have gone outside and been able to eat! Because then I was just hungry and I wait another two hours to eat something. :(
And meanwhile, my friend got to do it in another room, because last time she talked too much in the exam hall,...

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UNIVERSAL WARNING -- PLEASE READ

posted by malloy

For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting links from this site will cause te to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning te against posting...

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5 Band Everyone Should Know

posted by Renesmee_XD

5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out da the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is più recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."

4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs da them are "Coffee negozio Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...

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lets talk random facts of life

posted by MiizLadiDiime

1. chewed chewing gum under your tavolo must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If te lick your sweat te can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen te in da doccia no JOKE

4. people be sick on te all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct te one giorno and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but te see dat guy behind u he is going to kill te

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. te cany dance o sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for te ciao sexi

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For My Friend AnimeFan66-A Great Person.

posted by demon_wolf

This is for a very nice and friendly person, that te know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This articolo is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank te so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if te have nothing good o nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If te had a cuore te would keep your commenti to yourselves,...

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Stupid random Product Warnings (2)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on animali only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use da trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either da falling...

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Fun at the Drive-Through

posted by breebree446

• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if te are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems te were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if te would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them te are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them te have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand te your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...