random Article: New Self-Improvement Courses ((LMAO))

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posted by TeamSongz4eva

RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 te and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity

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random stuff on my computer?

added by TokioSmosh

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Oh, Because te See This Everyday.

added by HeyMondayRocker

Source: The Internet. Where Else?

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Husky Cuccioli

added by xoheartinohioxo

Source: Google image cerca

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funny cat

added by Twilight_Dream

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Too cute

added by Jeffersonian

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Too cute

added by Jeffersonian

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Faces in Places - Shout Box! lol!

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: blogspot

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This has to be the coolest picture ever

added by xxXsk8trXxx

Source: Youtube

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emo thing

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Whatever Happened to Bob the Duck?

added by DoctorSpud

Source: Me

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32 random mottos

posted by Flora_Swift

#=Recommended
~=Really Lame

1.    It’s hard to be discouraged when every path we explore leads nowhere. #

2.    Love is like a perfume. te can’t pour it on someone else without getting a few drops on yourself.

3.    Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. #

4.    Live each giorno like it was your last. The past is gone and tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

5.    Follow your passion and success will follow you.

6.    Where there’s life, there’s hope. #

7.    In...

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Fan-fiction

posted by SeeUV3

Phil

Phan – fiction : ciao this is my first “phan”-fiction and I will first warn te if te do not like gay/bi people LEAVE NOW AND DON’T READ. Also Dan and Phil are NOT really together (but they did say they were both bi) this is just a simple fan-fiction and if te want più chapters of it I will gladly make one più (suggestions wanted). Sorry if this is mildly o severely creepy. ENJOY (I hope).
Chapter 1: Feelings

It was a cool autumn giorno in Manchester when Dan and Phil decided they would sposta from Manchester to London. “Phil” cried Dan. “Its 12:00pm get up sleepy head!” Phil...

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Funny Hints That People Don't Like Your best Friend

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link

How do te know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the box auto, garage door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...

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101 things we learn from video games

posted by alismouha

1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.

3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the anno 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a bacheca caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for te – your parents were wrong.

6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced da hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...

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COOL TRIVIA te DIDN'T KNOW!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Here are some pretty amazing facts that te probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only animali capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could te add?

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AstridGoof8219's Best and Worst Film lista

posted by AstridGoof8219

This is my lista of Film from best to worst. Please take notice that this articolo is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like o dislike any of the Film that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 Disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. Shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...

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things to do in a store

posted by karpach_13

JUST IN CASE YOUR BORED

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of arancia, arancio succo, succo di frutta on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. sposta "Caution: Wet...

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things to do in a movie theater

posted by karpach_13

Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that te have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minuto o so and tell everyone that te feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if te are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....

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The Waffle Thief

posted by awesomebrowny

There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One giorno brother Billy saw sister Lily's cialde just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who ha rubato, stola brother Joe's cialde the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's cialde and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the cialde he closed the door and detto "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...

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Natalie Dee

added by TheFunnyChick95