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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Amore and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of te for the rest of my life :)

I Amore te all! Have a beautiful, wonderful giorno :D

1. You're beautiful.- girls think when te say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. te look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and te never get tired of being with us.

4. I Amore te and only you.-Well, te guys get the picture.

5. I will be with te forever.

6. te have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. te shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for te to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.

7 Things to do when te want to get kicked out of the DMV. da Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy successivo to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over da a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people successivo to te look at te funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down successivo to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your preferito mostra the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostra number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.