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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With te XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have te been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen te someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this sede, sedile empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if te sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. te go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do te do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: ciao baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do te like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would te stay there?

Man: If I could see te naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see te naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when te fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when te got kicked out of Hell.

Man: Why aren't te married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

Man: I can tell that te want me.
Woman: te know, you're dead right...I want te to go away!

deathding, rosewinton3055 and 36 others like this

smileypop9 lol :D im gonna use some of those!!

drunksheep Brilliant!

CourtneyFan17 Thanks! And yeah I'm using them too!

ciaraluvsjustin So gonna use them!!

bustacap96 Good thing I don't use these XD

Kate481216 Lol xxx

teamsalvatore98 lol <3

CourtneyFan17 Glad you guys like it!

AmazingDream17 HAHA! I burst out laughing!

ELITEHALOKILLER THATS GIVING WOMEN A IDEA TO KEEP AWAY FROM MEN IF THEY WANT THEM >=D

magicgirl123 Omg I am going to have to remember these!!!!!!!!!!

rabigfan96 lmfao i am going to yous these

abbie_lelouch love them! xD

Ayame_Chan Haha,lol^^

JonasLuver1 Hahahaha I think if I said that to a guy his face well fall on the ground! :D

misaki01 ROFL Gud perv tricks !! gud for those PERVERTIC men X3 :p

glitter1001 ROFL SO GANNA USE THEM BRILLENT THNKS

knuklehead7 ROFL

NeuroticSinner ..Good thing no one even flirts with me, I don't have to Memorize so many Quotes. <-- weak memory

Game Central Station

posted by Hades_Shadow

For all Wreck-it Ralph fan out there, here is a club I made here to create and play as your own character from any of the games in the Movie! So far we have the Games of Fix-it Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and Heroes Duty! I would have just made a link but it would not add it here, so here it is!

To those who stumble on this article, Welcome! This will be the Role Play for those who Amore the Movie Wreck-It Ralph. This page itself is for te to game jump. te can share things with different characters, go try your luck in another game, and mainly to make friends. There will be a couple rules, but...

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DO IT!!! JUST DO IT!!!

posted by kicksomebut23

DO IT!!! JUST....DO IT!

Don't let others stop te from your dreams. Don't ever give up reaching your dreams . Don't never EVER give up! JUST...DO IT!
Don't be afraid to climb higher than others In the mountain. Don't be afraid to be yourself. JUST...DO IT! Be yourself and stand up for what te believe. Express yourself. Don't become a faker. Don't follow others and try to be like them because if te do....you will be giving less respect and lose confidence. If te Like Anime, libri , A Certain Artist, o whatever....love it because its te and your opinion. Don't make others change te and stop...

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SCP-509

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans o pigs, living o dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four minuti of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...

Anne Hathaway

added by 3xZ

A Game of Flashlight Tag - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If te don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but te play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the strada, via my house was on was skirted da a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. te could run through...

superiore, in alto five F*** te CARTMAN moments

posted by Canada24

I Amore Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical visualizzazioni to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST Friends FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", da pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...

five "necessary evil" characters I can think of

posted by Canada24

#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his Friends and family...

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Abandoned Servers - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

te know those eerie feelings te get when te are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up Minecraft right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just Minecraft either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements...

The Smiling man - Creepypasta?

posted by slenderman777

About five years fa I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minuti of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...

The Crawlspace - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up da itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind te once te get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a secondo thought,it wasn't until the fifth anno that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months fa i was home alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

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Last Friday - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if te drive down this road on a giorno were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then te might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is detto to be easy to recognize cause if its summer o winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones te can find in the stores. according to the story,if te drive up along side her and roll down the window...

Cenerentola (2015)

added by 3xZ

Traffic Solutions: Flyovers

posted by garnetsai

Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government da lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M viadotto and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Propeller Knight V.S. King Knight! (Fan-Made!)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing più than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 anno old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring te to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...

TDF REVIEWS THINGS: Frozen (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but te pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of te is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Lyrics - Natale articolo

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

te better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling te why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty o nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees te when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad o good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...

Ryuk (Death Note)

added by Mike-Ro-Wave

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Blond Lion Blog: Should a Madoka Magica Live Action movie be made?

posted by BlondLionEzel

As soon as I drop the titolo of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a dibattito whether o not this movie should be made.

And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action Anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.

But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms o flames. But Micheal baia would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal baia would make it più understandable for an international audience.

What do te think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?

Thanks for Reading!

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Transformers 4: Age of Extinction Battle Cry Lyrics

posted by BlondLionEzel

Just one più time before I go
I'll let te know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive

Nobody can save te now
The king is down
It's do o die!
Nobody can save te now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save te now
IT'S DO o DIE

[Guitars]

Nobody can save te now
The king is down
It's do o die!
Nobody can save te now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save te now
IT'S DO o DIE

Just one più time before I go
I'll let te know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

posted by Dreazky

My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

What do te want to get out of life? Ask yourself these 10 important domande unearth your deepest desires. (Or te could write it in a piece of paper)

1.What excites you?
These are the things that make your cuore pound and your eyes light up!

2.What words would your family and Friends use to describe you?

3.What are te really good at?
These are the skills you're most proud of. Perhaps te are good with words o you're a good listener. No talent is too big o too small. Write them all in a piece of paper!

4.If te could spend one giorno learning about anything...