random Article: InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

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posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING da TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go da car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

deathding, GRADE4 and 1 other like this

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Larry Stylinson Fanfic Pt. 1

posted by iLuvLouisCarrot

“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are te really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he detto that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can te tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...

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25 random "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. te will never find anybody who can give te a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell te that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling te that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed da the federal government is entertainment.
5. te should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests te think she's pregnant unless te can see an...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With te XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have te been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen te someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this sede, sedile empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if te sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. te go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do te do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: ciao baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do te like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF te DON'T PASS THIS ON te DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All giorno long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of Amore xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

baciare On The Lips-I Amore You
baciare On The Ear-You Are Special
baciare On The Nose-Laughter
baciare On The Cheek-Friendship
baciare On The Forehead-I Comfort You
baciare On The Neck-I Want You
baciare On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
baciare Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender baciare On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost te

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My superiore, in alto 20 preferito animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there Musica videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I Amore them più then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I Amore these two they start out hating each other then become close Friends o maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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domande a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask o Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If te Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would te mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs te and takes a little something off te would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are te sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If te say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all te want, not like I care if te are o aren't...As long as te don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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preferito Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
------------------------------------------------

•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him o erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If te want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go inoltrare, avanti when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Overlaping South America and Africa

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: didyoukno

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100 Rules Of A Gentleman

posted by NatalieSunshine

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the chitarra for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If te get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

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Tom & Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel<3

added by Rainbow_Veins

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What's your guys' opinion on colomba Cameron?

posted by curtains4

Okay, she's kinda getting più famous da the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Natale giorno Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if te like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If te ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, Canto lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

My Fan-Cast for the Wicked Movie

posted by KataraLover

As many of te are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so te can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...

Bounce The Hell Outta Here - The Bouncer (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So about a anno ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video da Matt McMuscles on Youtube about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog strada, via is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a anno later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...

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I got più JonTron Citazioni

posted by Canada24

#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest te read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming o killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could te say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...

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Mercy

added by Seanthehedgehog

Source: Blizzard

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Amore Hina Keitaro Urashima spanking Sarah McDougal

added by NagisaFurukawa-

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If te don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

Lolita Candids

added by 8theGreat

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The mega DeviantART rant

posted by alexischaos2004

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.

So, te may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? te probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.

DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. te can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...