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posted by wild-bby

1) Women Amore to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting Lost using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...

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superiore, in alto 5 Most Underrated Series

posted by BlondLionEzel

Number 5: Andro Melos

Though most people know what Ultraman is, how many of te know what Andro Melos is? For all those who don't know, Andro Melos is a about a robot-like being fighting against the evil Juda and his monster army.

Number 4: Jumborg Ace

Another Toku series that is incredibly underrated, this one stars not one but two giant robots, Jumborg Ace and Jumborg 9. They fight against evil villains and imitation versions of them.

Number 3: Ultraman Great/Towards the Future

This Ultraman series came out during the same time as Power Rangers, so no wonder it was tucked away! This story follows...

The Negative Effects Of Advertising

posted by legend_of_roxas

Advertisements like commercials have many effects on people. Some of these effects can have a negative impact on someone. These negative effects on people can make people feel bad about how they look at themselves. Seeing certain advertisements so many times a giorno can cost someone più than just a few bucks in a store, it can cost them their confidence in yourself.
Models in ads usually have a certain body type. When people see this body type so many times they start to think that that is how normal people should look, when in reality, it usually is not. One woman, Jean Kilbourne, an author...

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((30 things which te should stop doing to yourself))

posted by Servamp

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” Never a truer word has been said. But before te can begin this transformation te have to stop doing the things that have been holding te back. Here's a guide to how te can do this.

1.Stop spending time with the wrong people. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants te in their life, they’ll make room for you. te shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth. And...

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100 Rooms Ch 5

posted by Weasel1999

V The Bedroom
When Ember finally found a bedroom it was well worth the wait. A gorgeous raised four poster filled the centre of the room. The hangings were made up of crimson and indigo velvet square patches and the wood was jet black with intricate carvings of dragons, princesses and magical palaces climbing up and down the posts. The bedclothes were of dusky rosa silk and embroidered with beautiful jewels of the most wonderful colours imaginable. Reds and purples green and blues, they shone and sparkled dazzling in splendour.
The walls were hung with beautiful portraits, satin scarfs and tapestries...

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i just had a nightmare-in the morning

posted by AngelicaPickles

my house i usally normal and heres me

I just had my worse nightmare and im gonna tell all you!
Okay, i was eating breakfast one morning when the room started to get hotter and hotter and HOTTER! It was soooo hot that i felt like there were burns all over my body. IT WAS A FRIGGIN ATOM BOMB!! See i was doing the dishes and my immature brother was running around and he accidentaly threw a platypus toy down the drain but before i found out anything went wrong IT WAS ALREDY IN THERE ALL JAMMED UP VERY GOOD!!!! So we grabbed everything that ment something to us.
I grabbed:all my clothings, my Demi Lovato cds that mean lots to me and everything in my room
My brother grabbed:books and a bumper sticker
My grandma grabbed-wait a dvd player not the best choice

But right before the atom bomb went off…………………………

I woke up in my letto realizing it was a dream.

-Offical Angelica Pickles

and heres me when badness starts

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The diary of my life (part 1) By: -Yusha-

posted by -Yusha-

Wednesday 18 February 1996

My dad just got a call from his ex-wife, my mom, telling him that she's going to the hospital because she's going to give birth to a new baby born, a girl called: Me. Its kind of hard to come to this world without knowing how hard and difficult life could be, knowing as well that I'm not going to live like any normal child living with a real mom and dad. Here comes me, token in the hands of a women that should be my mom but, everything changed in a while .. My mom decided that she doesn't want me, she gave me to my dad and he gave me to his mom, my grandma .. Moving...

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The FAITH I have (chapter 2)

posted by adaug

It was Wednesday afternoon,momma was trying on her dress when I got home
Jenna:(Turns around)What do te think?Too much?
Skeeter:Too much of everything?
Jenna:(Looks in mirror)Good lord!!You're right!
Skeeter:Mom...mom...
Jenna:Don't this just look beautiful?
Skeeter:Yeah,it looks divine.Now mom
Jenna:It's beautiful!Don't te think-
Skeeter:MOM!!CAN I TELL te SOMETHING?
Jenna:Why 'course!
Skeeter:I gotta job today!I'm gonna be a author!
Jenna:Skeeter!!!You know how I feel 'bout those authors!
Skeeter:MOM!I want to do this!!This is what I need to do!I'm ready to do this!!!
Jenna:Really?Then what is it 'bout?...

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just think

posted by shutyourface

why is it people only have arguement about things
that are famouse HMMMM!
i would prefer to say how crap chocklet cake is
but know it has to be stuff that everyone likes i mean it there was only 1 giorno o a week that nobody
to take the mick o the biscotto out of anything of stuff like what is better pizza o burgers

what brings me to the conclusion what is the best
pizza o burgers

answer the domanda be my fan write a commento and STICK TO THE consigli I HAVE GAVE te AND PAST IT ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS

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Episode 3 Amore is made

posted by Trent-lover123

Brought to you by Trent-lover123

Kiara:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MY LEG IS NOT BROKEN!!!!!!
Ichigo:YOU DIDNT HAVE TO YELL THAT IN MY EAR!!!!
Kiara:Sorry Im just soooooooooo happy.
Kikio:School is almost over te know...
Ichigo:yeah and???
Kikio:You do remember right from the last episode don't you???
Ichigo:Uhhhhhh I have no idea what te are talking about???
Kikio:Oh boys they never learn.
Ichigo:Then tell me it!!!!
Kkio:Figure it out your self te should remember.
*Ichigo trying to remember*
Kkio:UHHHHHH JUST FORGET IT!!!
Kuno:Can we Do it Again please kikio?!?!?!?
Every one there:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kkio:HE MEAN'S GO ON A data AGAIN...

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fangs and pelliccia

posted by hotice

" I know what te want from me.you want me to tell te my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to te . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell te i could get a lot of people around me hurt " detto the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what te will tell me today " detto the man .

"Alright but te will not like what i tell te .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " detto the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if te want hear più . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

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Emails to Alice 2

posted by KatiiCullen94

Alice..

why do i still say Alice?... start again

Dear Bella... *who was i kidding.. not myself.*

now im starting to talk to myself, . If im going to do this, i should make it a diary.no. i hope no-one ever reads this... they will think im crazy.. but arent anyway, according to jessica and her new cult...
Anyway. Today started to the sound of rain, like it always did, ever since you's left.The sound makes me restless,like it did when i first came here. i had a bad dream. te were in it. It so depressing,, not like i cant tell the difference anymore.
Jake kissed me today. i couldnt back out,...

On The Block Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: te see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let te know who Brony Of The mese is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, o laughing....

A Brief Follow-Up on NikPiks "Cancel Culture is Cancer"

posted by windwakerguy430

This is going to be a brief article. I don't exactly have plans to make this really big o indepth. This is nothing più than the facts and the truth. On August 31st of this year, Night in the Woods co-developer Alec Holowka passed away. After the allegations that came out from Zoe Quinn and members of his staff, he was let off the team shortly after and only a few days later, he died, with the cause of death easily being seen as suicide. Alec Holowka, whether the allegations were true o not, was still able to create a great indie game, one of the best of all time, and now he isn't able to...

100 Friendship Citazioni

posted by Syltre

1. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell

2. "A friend is one who knows te and loves te just the same."
- Elbert Hubbard

3. "A true friend never gets in your way unless te happen to be going down."
- Arnold H. Glasow

4. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- John Leonard

5. "It's the Friends te can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich

6. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. "A hug is like a boomerang - te get it back right away."
- Bil Keane

8. "True Friends stab te in the front."
- Oscar...

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Amore opinion

posted by blondcat30

its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? doccia 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong o hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I Amore yous o calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells random girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king o fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...

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Schoolstuck: Chapter five

posted by canal

italics=dreams

regular=normal

you=enjoy

(Mituna’s POV)
Sollux and I walked down the hall, different blood types splattered everywhere. “What the hell ith going on here?” Sollux asked with frustration and curiosity in his voice. “I’ll be motherfuckin’ tellin’ te what’s all up and going on here” A voice had called out from behind us. Sollux and I stopped dead in our tracks, turning our heads slowly. There Gamzee stood, indigo blood pooling out of where it’s looks like he’s been cut, club in hand, walking slowly towards us.”Damn it Gamzee, what the hell hath gotten into...

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How to Make icone

posted by fanfly

A while back I wrote an articolo about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint negozio Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

link
link
link

the Size of Your icona Matters

Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell te how many icone I've seen that...

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My Heroes (a truelox fanfic)

posted by KitKitty12

(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex

~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the letto and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the doccia blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minuti later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...

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Things no one has ever thought about

posted by TDAPlayer158

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If te can't drink and drive, why do te need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do te need a silencer if te are going to shoot a mime?

Have te ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...