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posted by AnimeFan66
This articolo is for people who are not Friends with me yet, people who are friends, and people who must know this because these things I am about to tell are not only painful, but also terrible things.

As a lot of te people have already realized, I have Atusim. I've had it ever sense I was little. At those times, my parents never told me about this until I was prouably sixteen o seventeen. Ever sense then, my whole life has been nothing but garbage because not only have I been teased several occasions, but I have also suffered from depression, anger, and brainloss sometimes. These things are...
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posted by goddessoflife
I started a Language contest on the risposte spot in this group. Here are the winners:

Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives te lemons, make arancia, arancio succo, succo di frutta and then sit back and wonder how te did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!

Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!

Round 3) Open.
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
(Try Leggere this story with a cowboy o a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look più like squares to me." detto Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The stella, star landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping Friends Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks più like squares to me" thingy....any way what do te guys think????
posted by Free_Spirit
Me: OKay well this is for my religion class, i postato it on the Scrivere spot but no ones commentato and its dues this week soo um yeah. to give a note i have to use an artistic form to mostra my image of Jesus, and i chose to use the sea as a metapor..okay please comment...and critism

Freedom:
To feel the sand
The sun on your back
It’s a no man’s land
With no fear of attack
No chains of society
The sea frees all
Lose all your anxiety
And watch as the waves fall
God’s secondo heaven under the sun
Surrounding all things being
The sea will be undone
For those people foreseeing
The sea without...
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posted by milorox18
When I resolve into the essence
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And sposta with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if Amore has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!

This is not mine‚ this was written da Donna Miesbach
posted by twilight0girl
zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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posted by DoctorSpud
I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even più beautiful when I first came up with it.

If te were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best Friends eyes te would be blown away.
If te were to sit and truly think about it all te would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...
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posted by nocock
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a più perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article. I.
Section. 1.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Section. 2.
The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every secondo anno by...
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WINKWAKER430:
Much as we tease each other, he's always been there for me. Sense the beginning, like Sean.. He's even più sarcastic than I am.. Usually I can't tell if he's serious o not..


DREAMTIME:
Oh how I miss her.. Only person here I considered a stronger friend that Wind..She was here secretly for a while.. But now seems permentally gone.. Doesn't really responde to my Gmail's either.. So just a memory now I suppose..


SEANTHEHEDEHOG:
I may get annoyed at his random videos, but he's always there, and still includes me in some of his forum stories.. So yeah..


COKETHEUNBREAN:
Well, we may not talk much, but he's always been there, so why not.. Aqua two..


THELEFERIS24:
Well, their relatively new. But the fact I added them to Facebook should count as a huge thing.. So thanks for always being nice.. Oh, and why not add Nuri..



If I left anyone out, I'm sorry.. just used the first ones that came to my head..
posted by talinabeadles
If te are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got te pregnant and that te want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if te want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the successivo giorno say that te are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif te get child support hope this helps like i detto have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop Leggere and if te are still Leggere thisthen i know te Amore me no joke i thought te did not want to countinue Leggere te llied what a big mistake not jk lol this is so random ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still Leggere bye b7ye now stop Leggere this great now te can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop Leggere this bye!!!!!!!! posta in arrivo me i Amore te and hit me at Facebook at talina cyanne
posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy detto “There are certain rules that one must abide da in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. te can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. te can never drink o do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because te won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much più elaborate, with più blood and gore.
3. If te want your films...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back te two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let te talk in private. *Leaves*...
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#1: LED ZEPPLIN STEAL SONGS:
I actually UNDERSTAND the hate on Led Zepplin.
They recreate songs, apparently NON of those songs are orginally written da them.
And they don't pay for the RIGHTS either..


#2: SANTA CLAUS:
The name Santa Claus is synonymous with Natale time, the Christian celebration of the birth of Gesù Christ. Actually, many elements of the Santa Claus story hold very little Christian relevance. The fat, happy Santa of our childhood memories is actually based on the fearsome Norse god of war – Odin..


#3: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Nostalgia Cretic actually RUINED my happy memories of...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
*again from the internet not my own**








1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.

3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are più women than men, it pays to recycle.

4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble,...
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Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices
Wear golf shoes.
Every time te throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, te JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black pantera conspiracy.
Explain to the owner how your game is "All sorts of messed up" due to plate tectonics, then lose him in lingo. Demand compensation.
Make lewd and graphic references to your "ball". Works well on Senior Ladies night
Play bocci with extra lane balls
Try to juggle the balls, when te drop them, start screaming about plate tectonics again....
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posted by fanfly
 How do they do that?
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a fanpop banner but doesn't know where to start.


You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint negozio Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.




Create your banner template

Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG

The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when te add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use successivo time.

 o te can just use this template! But make sure to click on it to get the full size.
Or te can...
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posted by karpach_13
Product Warnings:

"Do not use if te cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.


"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.


"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.


"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.


"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.


"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.


"Do not use while sleeping o unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.


"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate...
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posted by energizerbunny
Ok, so I have a 17 anno old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by Cullen_Marissa9
Heyy this is marissa I just want to get out of school all ready it seems like its just draging on and taking forever. I cant take it anymore. The only good thing about scool is that is takes up your time and your not totally bored out of your mind. Im soooooooooooooo excuted for summer Im going to make so much money and my brother works at the Film so I get free movie so Its pretty chill and I can take whoever i want and if your suck up that might not work very well te have to one of my best Friends like jordan of my friend kimmy I havent seen her in foreves so enough about me I want to know a little about te people haha just post it o what evers I hate thoughs words this girl I know says it all the time.haha ttygl


lolz like hi!
What a baciare means
kiss on forehead: I adore you
kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together
kiss on hand: respect you
kiss on neck: I want you
kiss on shoulder:we belong together
kiss on lips: I Amore you

What gestures mean:
Holding hands: I like te a lot
slap on butt:that belongs to me
hold on tight:I don't want to let te go
looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful
play with hair:you're perfect
arms around waist:this is mine
laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you


***********
A good boyfriend would:
Txt te everysecond he's not at your side
hug te every chance te get &stays with you...
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