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posted by nmdis
"My Own Monster"


I turn my head, there's nothing there
All I own is my thoughts for my fears
I close the door to keep out the bad
I plug my ears to keep out these fears

And I cry

So hold me close
For I'm so tired of holding myself
So very tired and tired
Tired and tired
Just hold me

I listen to these voices
o is it this house that's giving me chills
As I lie upon this little girls bed?
Who's at the door? Who's walking near?
o has my imagination spilled?
This little girl all grown up still fears

Oh, and I cry

So hold me close
For I'm so tired of holding myself
So very tired and tired
...
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posted by chattycandy
"I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand da a stream with a stick in my hand, while the pesce swim da in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and te have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," o "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."

"We're...
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~In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!

~Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!

~There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

~The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!

~Every giorno 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!

~The most popolare first name in the world is Muhammad!

~Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tè were used as money in Siberia

~Most lipstick contains pesce scales!

~It's illegal to drink birra out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

~Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

~The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
posted by cat100
omijikun detto …
The boy te punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few minuti ago.
That girl te called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.
The boy te called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl te pushed down the other giorno is already being abused at home.
te think te know them.
Guess what, te DON'T!
Re-post if te are against bullying.
I bet 99% of te won't.
Re-post this if you're that 1% with a heart...............................................
posted by chihirofujiaki
Remember the feelings, remember the day
My stone cuore was breaking, my Amore ran away
This moment, I knew I would be someone else
My Amore turned around and I felt

Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy, but understand
That I don't need te in my life again

Would te be my bad boy, be my man
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy, but understand
That I don't need te again
No, I don't need te again

Bad boy

You once made this promise to stay da my side
But after some time, te just pushed me aside
You never thought that a girl could...
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When it comes to guys, te can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things te might not know about the male that go beyond their preferito team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys te probably didn't know, didn't want to know, o didn't take the time to notice.

1. As much as te want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When te tell a guy te are still good Friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."

2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with...
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posted by Bluekait
1 egg, beaten
2/3 cup latte
1 tsp baking powder
1 ¼ cup all purpose flour o coconut flour to make gluten free
2 Tbsp sugar
¼ tsp salt
Oil for frying, enough to cover the bottom of the skillet
Powdered sugar for topping

Mix egg and milk. Sift dry ingredients and gradually add to latte mixture, beat until smooth.

Preheat oil in fry pan to 375 degrees F.

Pour batter into hot oil with a funnel with a ½ “ o ¾” hole. Let batter drizzle into hot oil. Spiraling to create a circle.

Cook about 1 minute, flip over, cooking both sides. Remove and drain on paper towels.

Sprinkle with powdered sugar and superiore, in alto with frutta preserves while still warm.
posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for te te twit she was only after your money and could have dato a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
1. If te have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, te have $1.19. te also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of...
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posted by LGYCE
Once, te were wandering around in nature, rather far from home. te had no particular intent, but were simply enjoying the exploration of a place you'd never been before. te came upon the edge of what appeared to be a forest. te wandered closer, thinking to yourself that te hadn't thought there was a forest here. te looked up at the tall, green trees to see hundreds of peaceful little honeybees buzzing about. From such a distance, the sound was almost comforting.

Once te had almost breached the forest, the buzzing grew louder and più intense. te realized that the bees had surrounded...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
She sat at the lunch tavolo all alone

She was to afraid to talk

Giggles and laughter from the rest

As she went home and went to bed

Late at night when no one knew

She went to the coltello draw

Because of her gloom

She grabbed a coltello long and thick

Cries and screaming in her head

As she forgot what to think in her head

She placed the coltello on her wrist

Making sure there was not point to miss

People laughing in her face

As the coltello cut through

Red blood stained the air

As her tears flooded everywhere

People didn't really care

If she was gone o if she was there

It was never her fault can't te see

Even te saying "hi" would have made her happy

successivo time te make sure to ask

Because a life can be saved if te mostra love
posted by pure-angel
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because te tread on my dreams.
W.B. Yeats

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life te have imagined.
Henry David Thoreau

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, te have within te the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
Harriet Tubman

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
Pamela Vaull Starr

All men dream but not equally. Those who dream da night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the giorno to...
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Oh man, I am now realizing what a horrible mistake I’ve made with all this. But I already bought the games, so I have to do it now. Reminder that I spent literally $100 on bad games this year. This website does not pay me for Scrivere articoli and all of this is out of passion for criticism and writing. I am actually doing this to myself. I should probably call the suicide hotline cause I’m pretty sure this counts as a form of self harm. Well, regardless, it’s Natale time, and what better way to celebrate the holiday season than da talking about something we all get: Crappy video games....
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posted by kingcesar67
Blessed be thy night in this valiant kingdom.
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou unisciti me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"


( Part Two coming soon)
posted by childofaeolus
ciao so I invented this new kind of thing a while back and I've gotten a lot of people to do it with me. It's basically that if te see an old o pretty o just special albero you'll just bow to it respectfully. Sometimes just give it a bit of your carbon dioxide o some water. And try to plant a new albero somewhere every mese o so.

I guess it's just a fun and easy way to help out the environment and i'm trying to get the ball rolling. maybe I'll start a Facebook o tumblr for it if it gets popular. Really i'd just like to know your thoughts.
posted by PuppyLover10009
hi
hello
hey
what
up
down
right
left
one
two
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four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
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hair
shirt
image
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example
picture
internet
quiz
poll
answer
question
link
wall
sponge
large
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display
full
helpful
fill
text
size
with
of
number
letter
mail
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review
apple
pear
computer
out
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pop
tag
page
time
clock
house
RANDOM, OF COURSE
you
me
yes
no
yeah
nope
edit
web
load
These are all words, no kidding. Ran out of words... bye.
posted by anime7reality
All night was snowing and today at school we had snow fights.We had snow everywhere even in our class.All the people were wet.

So,our class is at the 2nd floor.The windows were opened and down were angry schoolmates; they stared to throw with snowballs....My classmates started to *********** and thats the reason why those kids were angry...

Really I forgot what was the point.....


The boys start saying thinks like: "Who is sitting is a big stupid" o "Who is looking at me is cool"

But it was very funny....
posted by anime7reality
Hello my darlings. Here is 11:00 PM in Romania.
One ora untill The New Year. Im so exited(somehow). Whatever I will miss 2011 it was a beautiful anno but we have to watch forward. Thats the life.
All those years have passt very fast. I didnt see them. But 2011 left a very important vision of life to me.
2012 is a new year,a new beggining to discover the life......

Ahh whatever maybe in some countries is 2012 already so I say Happy New Year!!!


P.S. Im a bit tired and distracted but I will continue successivo anno 2012 :)
Will be continuing... Happy New anno till then
Ah and make a wish ...
posted by Twilight_Dream
ok, so today i looked up how to make your own lip gloss on Google and looked through what came up to find an easy one. well i came to this one, and this seemed the easiest without having to use and get a thousand materials. i made some and it turned out awesome. so i wanted to share this with the rest of you, enjoy.:)

Step 1: Gather Your Materials

To make your own lip gloss, te will need the following:
Petroleum gelatina (Vaseline)
Lip gloss containers
A microwave-safe dish—one with a spout if you've got it
Microwave
Spoon
To individualize your lip gloss, te can add your choice of the following:
Colorant:...
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i didn't try any of this but readers don't try this stuff cuz u could get in a lot of trouble
and i made all this up my self

1. if your teacher asks u 2 get them a pop go get 1and on your way back shake it up like crazy

2. cosplay as iceland from Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia and call every 1 dear brother

3. sit like L from death note does

4. call every 1 kira when your teacher tells u 2 stop say that sounds like something kira would say

5. when a teacher asks u a domanda u reply pasta

6. change your name every giorno @ school and when your teacher o some 1 else calls u da your real name say that's not my name and if...
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