ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL te MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a random book I was Scrivere about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and detto I could write a book o something. This is the first chapter, so I'd Amore it if te could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things te liked, things that didn't make...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a anno plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether o not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, secondo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping carrello and switch the items with stuff from the person successivo to them's carrello
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen te in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of te on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. sposta "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When te are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When te are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When te are dating..... He takes te out to have a good time.
When te are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are te going to drink?"

When te are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When te are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When te are dating..... A Single letto for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When te are married ....A King size letto feels like an army cot.

When te are dating..... te are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, fanpop friends. These are some random bits of trivia about me.

* I think Anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My preferito holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My preferito actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My preferito actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been Scrivere regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with Scrivere romantic stories.

* I'm not a fan of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My preferito film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie titolo made da fighting game fan for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....

So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal preferito episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be dato here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope te all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
The...

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. te really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him più in Film like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: da the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for...

This articolo is about honoring Clay Martin Croker, better known as C. Martin Croker.

In 2016 the very talented C. Martin Croker died. Most people don't know who he is so here's a summary of his impressive career:

In the 1990's C. Martin Croker started his t.v. career on spazio Ghost Coast to Coast. C. Martin Croker was 1 of the animators. He's 1 of the show's 2 main voice actors. The mostra had 3 main characters: spazio Ghost, Zorak, and Molar. George Lowe voiced spazio Ghost and C. Martin Croker voiced Zorak and Moltar. C. Martin Croker also voiced Zorak in Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show.

In the...

Over decades and decades and decades...and più decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person o being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...

Chapter 2

it was the successivo day. Flippy decided to go to the bookstore. What harm could he do there? all they had there were books. As he was walking there he noticed that people weren't staring at him o recitazione nervous. He even walked strait da a cop and they did nothing. Everybody had already forgotten. When Flippy entered the bookstore he was thankful at how peaceful it was. Nothing to flip him out. Flippy sighed with relief and sat down. He looked around and noticed much più people there. Sniffles was Leggere a book about science right successivo to him and petunia was Leggere about gardening....

Legacy of flippy

It was late at night, Flippy and the other albero Friends were at a party thrown da Disco Bear. Disco orso was trying to impress girls, and like always he was failing miserably. Nutty was eating all the sweets. Everything was going well until Mime started mostrare off with the balloons. He was trying to make tons of things with tons of balloons and they all popped, making a huge noise which sounded like a gunshot which made Flippy go insane. He dropped to the floor and stood back up with yellow eyes. At first, nobody seemed worried. Then Flippy pulled out his coltello and ambushed...

Me and Henry were running to the albero house.I got out my phone and dialed nine-one-one.
"Nine-one-one what's te emergency?"A lady said.
"Hello.Me and my Friends found a woman in the forest,she looks like she was stabbed!God,please help!Please!"I begged.
"Okay ma'am.Where did te find her?"The lady asked.
"In the forest successivo to Flint Road!"I answered.
"Is someone with her?"She asked.
"Yes,my friend,Sarah.Oh God,when are they coming?"I asked as a I heard a moan.
"They're coming right away!Honey,go find your friend and the lady and wait in the forest,we're coming Hun."She detto in a sweet voice.
"Okay,Come...