Randon Pics, not all mine Sorry :D:D

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until te are seen to da a dotor o nurse then when they approach te say "wow doc i feel way better thank te " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that te dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for te flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on te

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise o say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO te LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are te listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do te like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks te to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks te to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your home alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad detto it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to letto to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she ha rubato, stola free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...