TERROR CONTACT LENSES

1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray Cani in cappotto closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet Musica with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person successivo to it: "Is this sede, sedile SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant spiaggia ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minuti before it starts, find...