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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other giorno we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, te know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once più at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure da now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo te can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to unisciti F.S. te must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. tè is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand successivo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't te even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, te need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...

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The girl Who could cry lupo

posted by greenstergirl

Chapter one
Okay this is a really random stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, te have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” detto my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...

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Why te dont get brits drunk

posted by Annacrombie

This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find più crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? te are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...

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My Really Quick Conversation With Cleverbot

posted by dramaqueen00

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No te are a robot times 1000000.

User: No te are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and te are a robot.

User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. te are the robot here.

User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... te computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So te admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

lol yes fail I know

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carols for the mentally disturbed

posted by hannah16

i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do te hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be home for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and fuoco hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: te better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell te why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...

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Zodiac:Capricorn

posted by KitkatKaysa

Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired da their family and Friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented da the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The secondo is the garden goat,...

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My Experience At A drake campana, campana, bell My First Ever Concert! Please commento

posted by selenagomezfan7

My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concerto Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 ora Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Canto I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're sede, sedile Ooh K Then drake Sad te Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fan fan Was Canto Along Giving Him fiori Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Leggere And You're Comments

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's giorno together. Emily had cooked a stupid cena and they ate on a log da candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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13 più Things to Do at Walmart!

posted by EllentheStrange

ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that te have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask domande to a magic 8 ball and take the risposte seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when te find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when te see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!

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Here is a song (my favourite things)

posted by swarla

raindrops on rose and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp mela, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad

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This could be the end chapter 4 the cult

posted by Edwardlover93

Chapter 3 The cult

“What are te on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. da the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty strada, via the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...

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FAIRYTALES ARE REAL! sort of...

posted by justinfangrrl

Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicorni and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicorni are real???! Who detto they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...

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Stupid Things That Sassikassi Does (shes my twin)

posted by KitkatKaysa

Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Cibo at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid domande (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a giorno when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who te think she is

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Cheerleaders!!

posted by MOLLYMAYJR

ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book da its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders o u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Amore to hear ur thoughts!!

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The Worship Phrases Of Our Mom xD

posted by 7things

Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. te don't say "I do not like" te have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...