Laser Kitty!

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores te after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her cuore with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minuto of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to...

1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.


2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.


3. If te buy your husband o boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when te go to the bathroom.


4. Most husbands’ o men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.


5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”


6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are più women than men, it...

..Thats right....Be amazed. (:


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