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te are already late, and your key is missing, te wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 minuti fa te were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now te are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, te wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
te are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, te wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that te cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, te wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage te realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, te wish there was an valuation period' o atleast a 'sample download' o a 'demo version'!
One giorno te realize that te are turning bald, te wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 minuti fa te were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now te are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, te wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
te are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, te wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that te cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, te wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage te realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, te wish there was an valuation period' o atleast a 'sample download' o a 'demo version'!
One giorno te realize that te are turning bald, te wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR te INCASE te GET PULLED OVER da A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE te CAN SUFFER da SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER o ANY ONE ELSE!!!!
Can te hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't te the guy from the Village People?
Hey, te must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are te Andy o Barney?
I thought te had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do te know why te pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can te hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't te the guy from the Village People?
Hey, te must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are te Andy o Barney?
I thought te had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do te know why te pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
