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starburst-rock, I_AM_JayCee and 9 others like this

someone_save_me LOL WTF IS THIS?!?!?

CornChips I remember that girl lol i think she got her dad to actually yell at people on the internet xD

someone_save_me I know who the chick is, but still.... I'd be crying if that creepy-ass thing was behind me too.

ColieAnne91 this scraes me

Angelheart2011 ROFL!!! XDDD

saphire1031 Oh my god

nooon he he he he :D

ttmrktmnrfn0830 WTF?! ROTFFLMMFAO

saphire1031 Girl-In-Pic: *Cry cry cry* DEAR GHAUNDI!!!! HELP!! ITS JUST CREEPY!! Creepy-Person-In-Suit: OH MY GOD IM NOT THAT WEIRD!!

Eizabella_Tiger lol but thats canda scary tho

saphire1031 still scary...

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random Ugly Betty Season 4 Cast Pics

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A Burger King Adventure (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, detto as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry Musica videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time preferito fast Cibo restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out o dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our Amore te lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Amore him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Amore is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Amore be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys te should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with te (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Amore we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When te (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are te up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any giunca, spazzatura Cibo o soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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"Are te a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF te ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS lista AND IF te DO ANYTHING ON THIS lista SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF te DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR te GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO te HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS o WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO te TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS te CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

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How To Get Hired At Walmart

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The giorno came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing te know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

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A bunch of random Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything te can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do te always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd te treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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più blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can te tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her più attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do te say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are te boys all in the same band?
A3: Do te guys all play for the Green baia Packers?

Q: How do te make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of te when we
a) want te to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini gonna when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If te ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't o feel like te should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, o angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If te think we like to hang out with te every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have te ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When te ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we Amore you... te better believe it.

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minuti looking at the arancia, arancio succo, succo di frutta box because it detto "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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Funny Citazioni From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. te can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say te should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Televisione da candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Televisione very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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50 random Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were te 3 hours ago?
2. Who are te in Amore with?
3. Have te ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time te went to the mall?
6. Are te wearing socks right now?
7. Do te have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time te drove out of town?
9. Have te been to the Film in the last 5 days?
10. Are te hot?
11. What was the last thing te had to drink?
12. What are te wearing right now?
13. Do te wash your car o let the car wash do it?
14. Last Cibo that te ate?
15. Where were te last week...

Combination pizza Hut & taco campana, bell

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A kinda stupid song XD I Amore to listen to it because it lacks any real purpose.

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SPN - JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND WATCH te BURN, ASSBUTT.

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brian shows stewie 2 girls 1 cup

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stewie's reaction is funny XD

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The Spase

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Zombies!

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RPattz funnies!

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain te understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help te concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, te can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help te concentrate. If your friend shows te his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...