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This is a fan fiction featuring ponies. If you're not into that stuff, run away immediately.



A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven da two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)...

1. Do te like pie?

2. Are you, o have te ever been a squirrel?

3. Are te afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are te a people person o a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have te ever wondered what it would be like if te were an apple?

7. Have te ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can te get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have te ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have te ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do te have a sword handy?

14. Do te like pie?

15. Am I weird...

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him te met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do te listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him da his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your preferito guy[If te hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson o some who te like ALLOT!]

9. Come home saying te found your true...

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - o Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening o something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, più commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on superiore, in alto of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an articolo of it since I seem to be making the same commento over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an articolo to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my commento on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments

First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this fan club either).
Overrated...