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10 ways that Lord Voldemort is like a sterotypical teenage girl:)

posted by precious211

They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It Suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling te an...

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Higurashi Citazioni

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing più than the the people who te spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions te speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF te DON'T PASS THIS ON te DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All giorno long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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preferito Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him o erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If te want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go inoltrare, avanti when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für tana, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

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Daniel Browning Smith ♥

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Everybody Loves Raymond Citazioni

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Amore Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Amore every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are te talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed da funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, te have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed da funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

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Metallica Mii's

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random wallpaper

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Badass Kirby

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MINI-CAKES! TOO CUTE!

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Family guy Citazioni

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits successivo Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have te tried mostrare him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed da funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like te - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - pesce Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do te know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' preferito Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a barca he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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The mostra SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The mostra SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The mostra SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed da a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minuti of the mostra may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob o Caillou, in which immagini change più slowly, o to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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A Burger King Adventure (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, detto as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry Musica videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time preferito fast Cibo restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out o dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...

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Meth Poem

posted by happyfreak

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she detto it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written da a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As te will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here te go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet te didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

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If te Amore your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If te don't straighten up, I'm going to knock te into the middle of successivo week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I detto so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me più LOGIC .

"If te fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...