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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one te may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, da today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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User: I didn't know te could play Twister all da yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know te could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: te spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he o she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that te can see that te di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by woowie
Kat: te spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and te know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Amore AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, te stay since te live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO te wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then te might not wanna read this but if te do and it affends te then leave a commento and i can tell te in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned te so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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1) Pick up cat and culla it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. culla in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first articolo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 anno old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If te met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know te don't hit when te don't get what te want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's più but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what te think in commenti please:)
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that te can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can data Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do te realize how crazy and gross a lot of fan are???? Here is a gross articolo about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached da “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an email to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new preferito song, just so te know. omg ;i wrote più in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, scoiattolo clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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21 Ways to Say I Amore You



1. Call her the successivo day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that te can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say te were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy orso and chicken la minestra, zuppa when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her fiori for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. baciare her in the middle...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, Amore
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I Amore te and I'm not afraid, oh

Can te hear me?
Can te feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of te
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow albero
(Come and find me)

I know te hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of te
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the domande really loudly and if they try to tell te to be quite say "shhh this is a test te know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person successivo to te and then when the teacher tells te off say "They made me give them the risposte o they detto they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at te say "What are te lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on superiore, in alto of the tavolo and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have te been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all detto in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a castello in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Draghi now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a castello in the sky
o there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasy is not a crime
Find your castello in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads te to the moon 'cause..."
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK te LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get te to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom detto and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia detto and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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