Keith Harkin

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, te finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Natale List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got più important news.
Tom: Yes. In the precedente episode, we...

te are sitting on the divano waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with te for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny te say back. Are te ready to watch the movie te ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are te ok?" te ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) te are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly te are Gold. te hold his chest as te are pushing him was y and say " te watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I Amore you."...

Have te ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the giorno finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first giorno on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the giorno for his trial...

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can te believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above lupo Among Us 2 o No più Heroes 3? So after being disappointed da Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created da the lovely team at Activision,...

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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a mese since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...

1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant salamandra can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest salamandra in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a giorno in the age of dinosauri was just 23 hours long.

5-There are più than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...