Stand on superiore, in alto of the high board and say te won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because te have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend te can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the superiore, in alto of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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