lovely nature..

found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces o twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did te get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office cucina one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

da a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much più successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take commenti asking domande from the last episode and answer them in the successivo article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope te enjoy our third episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the secondo was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank te to all the people who...

I want everyone who is having a bad giorno to feel better and everyone who is having a good giorno to feel better. The cure is Cuccioli and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if te want a closer look at the awesomeness of Cani ( o if te just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but ciao a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your giorno is going better than hers.




te will never see the Pixar lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but ciao at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




That is just wrong, te do not steal another dogs...