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A Natale story.

posted by JapanHetalia

It was the girls first Natale at the orphanage she longed so badly to be with a family. It didn't stop her bliss of Christmas. The only bad thing was all her Friends were adopted so she was lonely. She ate her meager meal opened her one present and went to letto and that was the way it was anno after year.

And the girl was weakening, but every anno she had the hope that it would be adopted for Christmas. Her eighth anno at the orphanage, and probably her last she had two Friends who were with her last Natale and that made her happy. With tears streaming down her face, she made one...

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Fooling Around...

posted by green6244

Okay, so when i was eleven, my Friends and i went to Wisconsin Dells. We were floating around in the lazy river and we were reallly bored. To make it più fun, we takled to each other in Britsih accents. While we were talking to each other, we accidently bumped into a lady on a tube. "Oh, excuse us ma'am." i detto in the british accent. "Oh, that's okay darlin'. So where are y'all from?" She asked. She had some serious Texas twang. "Oh, um.. Britain." One of my Friends answered. "We'll that's just fine! What are y'all doin' here in Wisconsin?" she asked. "We're vacationing with family ma'am. We'll good giorno to ya now. Cheerio!" I detto and we floated around the corner trying to loose the lady.

That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!

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twins

posted by karpach_13

Upon telling people that I am a twin, I have heard some really interesting comments. I can't tell te how many times this exchange has happened:
"Are te two related?"
"Yes, we're twins."
"Gosh, te look so much alike I would have thought te were sisters."
One of the stories my twin sister and I like to tell is that neither my mother nor her doctor had any idea she was going to have twins until a nurse in the delivery room looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, there's another one!"

A friend to whom I told this story remarked, "Wow! How old were te when this happened?"

Around the beginning of...

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ny reason for anarchy

posted by katana64

swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like pistole and missiles to make them fuoco and kill da themselves. a sword can be used to hurt o even kill people.
the secondo way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long Lost Friends and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...

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orangeturnip talks to god

posted by orangeturnip

Me:
are te the real god
God:
Are te doubting me? Don't te know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are te serious? Are te testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are te asking about? I am glad to hear that te are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if te are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether o not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god o G.O.D was a Great Orange...