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Hell Explained da a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual domanda dato on a università of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer da one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) o endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) o some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE te ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

te can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Natale Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute barca hanging on the Natale albero and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Natale time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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18 facts about about dreams

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Our brains create dreams through random electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future da getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy te are
You’re a talented kind of boy te are
And that’s just the kind of boy te are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Musica plays
Headstrong, can te feel the beat
Melt down, can te feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can te feel the beat
Melt down, can te feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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nyan cat lyrics

posted by amy36y

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

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My random story

posted by The_Random_Guy

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A lupo named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do te want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." risposte Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are te doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

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darker then dark

posted by hetaliaitaly

darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a vulcano flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)

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fangs and pelliccia chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty o anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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più than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated da you.
I was so Come d’incanto da your beauty that I ran into that bacheca over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime te passed by, just so I could stare at te a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cerchio that had its two sides gently compressed da a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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Smart insult Citazioni

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes te so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told te to be yourself simply couldn’t have dato te worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t te have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let te mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are te always this stupid o are te making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like te before – but I had to pay an admission.

If te took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Amore to help te out…now, which way did te come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him te met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do te listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him da his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your preferito guy[If te hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson o some who te like ALLOT!]

9. Come home saying te found your true...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a strada, via named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle te with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then te can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the birra gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket o cappotto if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...