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Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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20 Most Inappropriate Sports names

posted by FanFun1010

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the superiore, in alto spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

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10 things that mostra te have good luck.

posted by IcePhoniex

1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe te 3 cans of your preferito soda.
2. te find a four leaf clover

3. te are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. te get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I Amore you.

6. te find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 più people followed te on twitter

9. te meet your fav celebrity.

10. te get a new car.

Yep! 10 things that mostra te have bad luck is coming soon!

10 things that mostra te have bad luck is coming soon!

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My Babysitter's a Vampire Season 2, Episode 2 Say You'll Be Maztak

posted by azlehs

A comedic spin on pop culture Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and scary Film in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Amore this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a mostra that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Amore this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I Amore the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Amore that its not a typical Disney comedy and I Amore that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)

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Quotes/Sayings/Others (Not in order-All mixed)

posted by ShadowYJ

I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and Citazioni and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If te don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause te are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. te think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde o skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of caramelle
7. te can do anything-but not everything
8. te may be physically...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic Citazioni

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell te a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told te to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If te die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The popolare girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my camicia on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If te are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this sede, sedile empty?
te = Yes and this one will be too if te sit here.

I'll write più soon!!!

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Emmanuel raggio, raggio, ray to attend Pre Cannes Film Social in Jewel, Londra Covent Garden

posted by ts_ilieva

Emmanuel raggio, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. foto courtesy frutta District Films.

Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.

On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel raggio, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted da actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted da Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...

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Family guy Citazioni

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits successivo Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have te tried mostrare him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed da funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like te - very homosexually.
Contributed da funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E10 - pesce Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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how to survive 7th grade da 1BTRfan (chapter 1 part 1)

posted by 1BTRfan

Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first giorno of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Friends after summer yay. Well the first giorno of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m home and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She detto “I might come back to page successivo semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...

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Warning:Do NOT click

posted by Usui--takumi

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA! Great Britain VS France

posted by SheWolf11

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! te call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! te DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All te are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has più dick! I have an army of Red Coats! te have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...

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The Babysitter Part 1

posted by adaug

Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so te guy will need a babysitter!

*10 minuti later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!

*59 minuti later*
Amber:I wuv tè parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are te doing?
Amber:Having a tè party!
Ashley:Can I...

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a anno plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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superiore, in alto 15 best looking Anime dudes

posted by angelscry

(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)

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random jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This anatra walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do te have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the anatra leaves.

The successivo day, the anatra returns and asks, "Do te have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the anatra leaves.

The giorno after that, the anatra walks in the store again and asks "Do te have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told te no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if te come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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18 Reasons Why it Sucks to be the Akward Girl

posted by msfit39

1. Every giorno at school is the same
2. te never know if your braids look digusting o not
3. te are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. te would like to think that people notice o even think about te but te are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows o cares about
5. te worry people will write nasty commenti on your fanpop articolo that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all te do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When te only really have like 3 Friends at school and 2 of them...

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The mostra SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The mostra SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The mostra SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed da a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minuti of the mostra may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob o Caillou, in which immagini change più slowly, o to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: This is starting to be a nightmare

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

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fun "rules" of life and a Cynic's guide to life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I'm putting two funny articoli together in one, hope te enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I Amore deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would te know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what te need, and I'll tell you...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: Lets Solve The Mistery Gang

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy orso on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some Cibo while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cucina and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cucina was when Tina got home she saw what the cucina was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their home the Teddy orso was hiding in the cucina cupboard as it chuckled...