Dear Noah,
We could have sworn te detto the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, unicorni
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your libri are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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