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amzel The first correction is incorrect, it would be "I fucked your best friend" not I fuck you are best friend!

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50 Ways to get Assasinated

posted by JaseKS

50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave te all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife o husband.

21) Torture a albero infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...

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superiore, in alto 11 things to do when your house is on fuoco

posted by bubbletl

superiore, in alto 11 things to do when your house is on fire

1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini te bought as it is going to be hot with fuoco and all te know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when te start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on fuoco with picture of your house: A formula which will make te super popolare
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about fuoco and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off fuoco till...

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what if there was just one più charicter in harry potter part 1

posted by fly210

nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers successivo to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. te must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...

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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the domanda link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of te then look away when they turn around

Say te have a sixth since where te can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and te should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO diviso, spalato

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is recitazione the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are più than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has detto that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that te have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the divano "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do te think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are Cani cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do te fish?:

Nope!

Are te at the age where te can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless te try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do te have a boyfriend o girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do te know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have te ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do te have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have te broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...