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"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
da the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That te wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help te find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left te lying here
What you'd give to dry
These amaro tears

Did it come naturally?
te a million miles from home
When te tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

1.Stand successivo to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks da you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume te can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as te can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like te are scanning the latte and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a gonna and do yoga in the middle of the store....

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as te walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at te for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect te from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life te wore heavy mittens. If te dial a phone, try to use a remote control, o try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much più difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much più difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything te see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are più important than her.
4. She needs to get te Cibo while te sit and do whatever te want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. schiaffo, smack her culo and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that te Amore her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. sposta somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...