Lion

There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one giorno he he cme back to school it looked like a normal giorno but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal giorno but when the campana, bell rang for clas he got a 44 fuoco arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so te let that be a lesson for te if te had not teased him he would have been fine who knows te could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.

M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!

-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:

Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.

-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
arancia, arancio who?
arancia, arancio te glad I didn't say banana again?

Hope te had fun!