1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to mostra the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of te just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your ventiquattrore, sincronia file o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours...
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