1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:
Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did te raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if te must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore
Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch te "passing notes."
4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 più times:D
5. Yell "OMG...
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