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A really bad giorno

posted by boomerlover

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps successivo to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy te another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This giorno is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police detto that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in letto with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, te mostra up and drink my poison."

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of arancia, arancio traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your cena with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone te meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Mysterious Amore chapter two

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter two-

That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few ora I fell asleep and woke up da the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a camicia that had some sort of titolo on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old Converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are te doing here aren't te supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...

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Battle Cards!

posted by deathding

An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, te can meet real people online playing it, unisciti the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. o the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket o heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if te Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn te get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let te attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let te heal o use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, unisciti the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! te WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!

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How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in Amore with crush

Step 10: Imagine having bambini with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

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Johnny Lightning Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of te here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: te will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up da my boys. Good luck to te Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to te fellas as well.

After five minuti of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...

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My Feelings on Whether Hating Films is Bad o Good

posted by Windrises

I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often più entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just da thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...

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100 Reasons why te Amore her

posted by milorox18

1. I Amore the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Amore the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Amore the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Amore the way te look at me.

5. I Amore how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Amore the way I can’t imagine a giorno without te in my life.

7. I Amore the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Amore the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Amore the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Amore how I know you’ll always be there when I need te to be.

11....

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20 ways to know if a guy loves te ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if te notice him staring a lot at te ..like più than 5 times in the same giorno .(unless te got a stain on your shirt)
2- if te and him were in the same area , he would be with te in every where te walk to ( like a party o a concerto ..etc)
3- he would sit successivo to te in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream o laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to te hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if te drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, te answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, te answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, te answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, te say “is that so?”
5. If te so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher te did not turn in your homework because te were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When te walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up lista is on my scrivania, reception for the part te would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up lista on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cerchio that had its two sides gently compressed da a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective)

posted by CullenProperty

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When te sleep over never boss me around in letto unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If te don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If te want sex, just ask. (In case te didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with più than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are te busy?" o "Are te doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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username Ideas (The majority are either dark o emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here te go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here da my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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67 cute and funny things... (GIRLS ONLY!!)

posted by Dreamer4eva

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes te make me so mad i wanna throw te in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style te wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...

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FUNNY INSULTS..must read

posted by iluvsmj

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at te trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can baciare a guy* a bird can baciare a butterfly* the rising sun can baciare the grass* but te my friend!! yes you!! te CAN baciare MY ASS*******

If te didn't have feet te wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do te wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for te %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...

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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy- Guys point of View

posted by milorox18

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make te tear up :)
 Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist. 
2-Talk to her. 
3-Share secrets. 
4-Give her your jacket.
 5-Kiss her slowly.

Are te remembering this?

6-Hug her. 
7-Hold her. 
8-Laugh with her. 
9-Invite her somewhere. 
10-Let her be with te when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her. 
12-Take pics with her. 
13-Pull her onto your lap. 
14-When she says she loves te more, deny it. fight back. 
15-When her Friends say i Amore her più than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...