-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception
-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back
-Do te know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them
-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z
-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid
-What's Chuck Norris' preferito Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS
-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
-When Chuck Norris falls out of a barca he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
