Navajo Es magico (You don't have to undertand it te just have to watch)

added by IDDfan

God this is SO funny

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taytrain97 ...what the hell was that? O_e

TeamSongz4eva WTFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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MONAVIE... I SWARE IT IS NOT A WINE IT REALLY HELPS U N ITS HEALTHY!!!

posted by rolie1

MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s superiore, in alto superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s complessivamente, generale health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...

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Facts about food!

posted by patrisha727

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of caramelle per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each anno on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix Cibo to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

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Craft Talk da Leslie Hall

added by fanfly

Leslie Hall is so funny!

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funny

random

hilarious

leslie hall

craft talk

gem sweater

swing low, my sweet Jacob

posted by KatiiCullen94

This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.

How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my cuore out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, o the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my cuore out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. te wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet te on a saturday, on the first saturday...

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the lyrics to the camfiresongsong

posted by Fangirl99

from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
chitarra by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if te think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if te just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if te think that we cant sing it faster then te wrong but itll help if te just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if te just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can te forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the strada, via physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your culo like rembrandt!
Ha! te Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when te see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who te are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what te did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who te are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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The Schizophrenic House

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random Cibo

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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10 most stupid domande people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When te meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are te doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t te try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When te ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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Trick domande

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four domande to determine the level of your intellect. Your risposte must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: te are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in secondo place.
In which position are te now?

Answer:

If te answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. te overtook the secondo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the successivo domanda try not to be so dumb.

2 : If te overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked da his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes home and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother risposte " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad risposte "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she risposte "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she risposte "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if te live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The successivo day, cut the balloons off and te got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when te can barely sposta as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Tails, Cream And as a couple

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Randomness

added by iFly_12

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If te tied buttered crostini, pane tostato to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when te turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if te open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when te transport something da car, it's called a shipment, but when te transport something da ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Amore and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of te for the rest of my life :)

I Amore te all! Have a beautiful, wonderful giorno :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that te were real, that te all were , that he was.
There is evidence that te were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming o not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and te diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, o did i make te up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without te i dont know. But i want to find out. Do te think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...