10. Sing “Bad Touch” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with te for Halloween
4. mostra him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with te for Halloween
4. mostra him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
If te think te Leggere all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until te read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years fa when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Amore with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years fa when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Amore with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Kat: te spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and te know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Amore AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, te stay since te live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and te know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Amore AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, te stay since te live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first articolo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 anno old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If te met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know te don't hit when te don't get what te want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's più but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what te think in commenti please:)
O.K I have a 7 anno old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If te met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know te don't hit when te don't get what te want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's più but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what te think in commenti please:)
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE te AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING te 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST stella, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T te EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO te BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF o I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the mostra earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE te AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING te 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST stella, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T te EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO te BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF o I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the mostra earlyer!Bye!
The End
i Amore cereal yes i do
i Amore cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Amore cerial yes i do i Amore cerial te better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if te can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Amore creal yes we do i Amore ceral te should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Amore ccerale yes i do
i Amore crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some random songs te made up plz commet
i Amore cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i Amore cerial yes i do i Amore cerial te better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if te can't have crealeal
do not steal
i Amore creal yes we do i Amore ceral te should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i Amore ccerale yes i do
i Amore crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some random songs te made up plz commet