No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, te can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If te wanna gain a little weight all te have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks te what your size is o how much te weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when te think of women te think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If te wanna gain a little weight all te have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks te what your size is o how much te weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when te think of women te think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can cancella the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused da Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle te with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a cuore attack; his cuore lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach te all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now te know how to do it!
Now, if te want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and mostra your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if te win, te get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If te are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now te know how to do it!
Now, if te want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and mostra your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if te win, te get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If te are a winner check everything on your profile.