Resident Evil 4 -- Stupid MF

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Bella Thorne's REAL ghost experience: from ASTROgirl magazine

posted by DxCFan123

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and da brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in letto and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED da RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can cancella the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused da Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle te with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a cuore attack; his cuore lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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Mamma Mia Luigi

posted by yoshifan1976

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse pesca, peach was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", pesca, peach told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a baciare and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. margherita hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

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Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Why I hate Disney Channel (and to a lesser extent, Justin Bieber)

posted by hatelarxene

No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have te watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash Film like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....

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What I Hate...

posted by hetalianstella

This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume te are Chinese just because you're Asian, o automatically assume te are Mexican just because te are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Friends are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...

My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

posted by Dreazky

My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

What do te want to get out of life? Ask yourself these 10 important domande unearth your deepest desires. (Or te could write it in a piece of paper)

1.What excites you?
These are the things that make your cuore pound and your eyes light up!

2.What words would your family and Friends use to describe you?

3.What are te really good at?
These are the skills you're most proud of. Perhaps te are good with words o you're a good listener. No talent is too big o too small. Write them all in a piece of paper!

4.If te could spend one giorno learning about anything...