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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of te when we
a) want te to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini gonna when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If te ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't o feel like te should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, o angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If te think we like to hang out with te every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have te ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When te ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we Amore you... te better believe it.
What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can te guess, if te can, I'll give te props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!
posted by orangeturnip
things that make you...


being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly te become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way te look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww o not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have te become?


im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one random act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

Amore yourself
Amore the world
spread some joy

Amore peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who te are.
dont let the world change you

thank te for taking the time to read ... this came from my cuore and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minuti looking at the arancia, arancio succo, succo di frutta box because it detto "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by nessienjake
I recieved and email with a lista of random jokes I thought I'd share it with te guys :)


Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" detto the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he detto he'd look into it and get...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. te can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say te should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Televisione da candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Televisione very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if te talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting successivo to us, and some random guy walks into the room
 and te jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if te sit there and talk to him for ten minuti without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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So there has been a lot of new horror Film coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help te survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where te are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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added by 3xZ
it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were te 3 hours ago?
2. Who are te in Amore with?
3. Have te ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time te went to the mall?
6. Are te wearing socks right now?
7. Do te have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time te drove out of town?
9. Have te been to the Film in the last 5 days?
10. Are te hot?
11. What was the last thing te had to drink?
12. What are te wearing right now?
13. Do te wash your car o let the car wash do it?
14. Last Cibo that te ate?
15. Where were te last week...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards da an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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I Amore you
Even though I don't like te right now
I want you
Even though te keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still Amore you
Even though I don't like te right now


I was tryna save us
But te got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I Amore it, I Amore it
You know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
You say te need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and te don't remember half of
The whole...
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added by ShadowFan100
added by SilentForce
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards da an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Naboo, one anno before the events of A New Hope.

In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, successivo to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.

Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to...
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1. Which would te read right now ?
A. Harry Potter!
B. Matilda
C. Captain Underpants.

2. You're at the mall and see a sale on 2 stores. Which do te go to?
A. Bookshop, duh.
B. Clothes store!
C. None, as I would go to McDonalds instead.


3. te buy a Fidget Spinner! Which colour do te buy?
A. Blue.
B. Pink.
C. oro Batarang.

4. Who is better?
A. R2-D2.
B. BB8,cause he is 100% cute.
C. C3PO.

5. What do te watchafter school/work?
A. Eggheads o a game mostra like that.
B. Simpsons ! Yay!
C. A soap drama o other.

6. Ok, last question: did te like this quiz?
A. Yeah, it was cool.
B. YEAH! Can I do another?
C. What...
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Note: This is just my thoughts. Don't take them personality, Frozen fans. I just don't like it that much so take this lista with a pinch of salt.

Frozen is one of the most much-loved film of all time . I'm sure it heard Let It Go. I used to be a fan but now, I don't
Know why it's so famous. This storyline is so easy and simple, the songs are ear worms ( but not so bad) and well, the story was over after the movie, nothing else can happen!

( Now I have nothing against Frozen. It's good and I like Anna so no haters)

The wasted talent and cash ( that they could have used for Frozen 2) and made two...
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I did one of these for both Symphonic Metal and K-pop and wanted to lista of my superiore, in alto 100 Jrock songs as well. There were so many great ones that the honorable mentions lista is also pretty big. I tried not to do too many songs from the same band so a lot of songs I like aren't even on here.

1. Dazzle Vision - secondo
2. Nega - Guilt Trip
3. Dir En Grey - Obscure
4.Blood Stain Child - Freedom
5. Miyavi - Steal The Sun
6. Miyavi - Long Nights
7. The Gazette - Leech
8. Dir En Grey - Different Sense
9. Miyavi - Jibun Kakumei
10. Miyavi - Mama Papa Nozomarenu Baby
11. Borns - Radical Hysteria
12. Blood Stain Child...
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