Tom and Jerry (2021) official theatrical trailer

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The successivo day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 anno old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If te can catch me, te can have me."

Without a secondo thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the successivo four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell te something and te better listen good here.If there's something te really enjoy and te have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your cuore because your cuore will lead te to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage te and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage te and tell te that te are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage te to follow te dreams and will believe in you.They will want te to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, o about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red o blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” o during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read domande aloud, dibattito your risposte with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that te can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this domanda on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Amore with te
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until te find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit te first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of te shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give te a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...