* A few beers short of a six-pack.
* All foam, no beer.
* An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
* As smart as bait.
* Body da Fisher, brains da Mattel.
* Chimney's clogged.
* Doesn't have all her mais flakes in one box.
* Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
* Dumber than a box of hair.
* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the superiore, in alto floor.
* He fell out of the stupid albero and hit every branch on the way down.
* He has an IQ of room temperature.
* His cintura doesn't go through all the loops.
* If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
* Not the sharpest coltello in the drawer.
* Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
* Skylight leaks a little.
* The cheese slid off her cracker.
* The lights are on, but nobody's home.
* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
* All foam, no beer.
* An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
* As smart as bait.
* Body da Fisher, brains da Mattel.
* Chimney's clogged.
* Doesn't have all her mais flakes in one box.
* Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
* Dumber than a box of hair.
* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the superiore, in alto floor.
* He fell out of the stupid albero and hit every branch on the way down.
* He has an IQ of room temperature.
* His cintura doesn't go through all the loops.
* If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
* Not the sharpest coltello in the drawer.
* Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
* Skylight leaks a little.
* The cheese slid off her cracker.
* The lights are on, but nobody's home.
* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
I was a quick wet boy
Diving too deep for coins
All of your strada, via light eyes
Wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair
I cut my long baby hair
ha rubato, stola me a dog-eared map
And called for te everywhere
Have I found you?
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
o Lost you?
American mouth
Big pill looming
Now I'm a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats
Curl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean
Blood of Christ mountain stream
Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding o Lost you, american mouth
Big pill stuck going down
Diving too deep for coins
All of your strada, via light eyes
Wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair
I cut my long baby hair
ha rubato, stola me a dog-eared map
And called for te everywhere
Have I found you?
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
o Lost you?
American mouth
Big pill looming
Now I'm a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats
Curl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean
Blood of Christ mountain stream
Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding o Lost you, american mouth
Big pill stuck going down
