Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!
1. Throw whatever training te have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's fan sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!
2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let te imagine why.
3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.
4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.
Man it's ridiculous, I got te so delirious Kiss te through the phone, while I lick te just like liquirish I'm hold back in 96, and te can be my Shasha Fierce Baby te so sexy, I Amore the way them jeans fit Put te on my team list, Call te miss bezzy. I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy And if te don't believe me, please don't tease me Delirious for my love, better yet I got te phenen LET DO IT!
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