Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!

1. Throw whatever training te have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's fan sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!

2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let te imagine why.

3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.

4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.

5. You...

[Soulja Boy Tell Em Verse]

Man it's ridiculous, I got te so delirious
Kiss te through the phone, while I lick te just like liquirish
I'm hold back in 96, and te can be my Shasha Fierce
Baby te so sexy, I Amore the way them jeans fit
Put te on my team list, Call te miss bezzy.
I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy
And if te don't believe me, please don't tease me
Delirious for my love, better yet I got te phenen
LET DO IT!

[Verse 1: Taylah P]
Hey over there what's your name
Are te for real
Is this a game
You start to smile
And I do the same
I look away but te remain
Your eyes starin back...