{3 anno olds can write better than me}
PLZ READ CHAPTER 1-22 BEFORE Leggere THIS
~enjoy -_-" (not)
(this is wrote in wednesdays point of view)
i awoke in a pile of nube, nuvola successivo to rane and misery
"where the hell r we?" asked misery as she sat up beside me "why in The Holy City of course" detto a voice from above us and standing in front of us was a boy hedgehog with white pelliccia and Angel wings and he looked alot like Yesterday just then Rane started to wake up and as she opened her eyes they flashed from red to colorless i seemed to b the only one to notice ignoring Rsne the boy detto "i am Tomorrow the Angelic Hedgehog son of Queen of heaven Forever and younger bro of Yesterday nice to meet u" he help Rane up and i saw Rane blush and then he helped me and misery up again misery asked "so angely dude where r we?"
"like i detto in heaven in The Holy City misery im your guide to the dead and good to who eva u wanna see ok? ok lets go" detto tomorrow and grabbed our hands and started guiding us through the city it was so amazing everything was made of clouds the building that seemed to go on foreva into the sky the streets the cars without wheels everything! and wat rly fasinated me was the ppl angeli everywhere fly in the never ending sky standing on the streets too randomly falling from windows never hitting the ground it was so cool first i saw wide eyed misery then i saw a worried looking rane her face had an uneasy look on it and sorta looked as tho she was going to cry but before i cud ask her wat was wrong tomorrow detto "and my fair ladies we r here" he had lead us to a palace looking place made of jade colored clouds then he rang the door campana, bell and the nube, nuvola door dissappeared and we walked in "whoa rane this is yer moms heaven house she must b rich" detto misery with her eyes everywhere "well yes and no since mrs nube, nuvola has such a pure soul and cuore she got a place like this she is like a Queen to here as well as my mother" detto tomorrow he lead us thro the palace into the garden out back the garden was to pretty the rose of many different colori seemed to grow right out of the clouds then tomorrow picked a sky blue rose and put it in ranes hair they both blushed but rane still had a worried look on her face and then a stunned face i turned around to see a cat woman at the back of the garden successivo to a large fontana in a long light blue dress and arcobaleno hair like the arcobaleno side of ranes pelliccia and pelliccia a blue color of ranes hair and large Angel wings holding a rose rose it was dutchess nube, nuvola ranes mother...
PLZ READ CHAPTER 1-22 BEFORE Leggere THIS
~enjoy -_-" (not)
(this is wrote in wednesdays point of view)
i awoke in a pile of nube, nuvola successivo to rane and misery
"where the hell r we?" asked misery as she sat up beside me "why in The Holy City of course" detto a voice from above us and standing in front of us was a boy hedgehog with white pelliccia and Angel wings and he looked alot like Yesterday just then Rane started to wake up and as she opened her eyes they flashed from red to colorless i seemed to b the only one to notice ignoring Rsne the boy detto "i am Tomorrow the Angelic Hedgehog son of Queen of heaven Forever and younger bro of Yesterday nice to meet u" he help Rane up and i saw Rane blush and then he helped me and misery up again misery asked "so angely dude where r we?"
"like i detto in heaven in The Holy City misery im your guide to the dead and good to who eva u wanna see ok? ok lets go" detto tomorrow and grabbed our hands and started guiding us through the city it was so amazing everything was made of clouds the building that seemed to go on foreva into the sky the streets the cars without wheels everything! and wat rly fasinated me was the ppl angeli everywhere fly in the never ending sky standing on the streets too randomly falling from windows never hitting the ground it was so cool first i saw wide eyed misery then i saw a worried looking rane her face had an uneasy look on it and sorta looked as tho she was going to cry but before i cud ask her wat was wrong tomorrow detto "and my fair ladies we r here" he had lead us to a palace looking place made of jade colored clouds then he rang the door campana, bell and the nube, nuvola door dissappeared and we walked in "whoa rane this is yer moms heaven house she must b rich" detto misery with her eyes everywhere "well yes and no since mrs nube, nuvola has such a pure soul and cuore she got a place like this she is like a Queen to here as well as my mother" detto tomorrow he lead us thro the palace into the garden out back the garden was to pretty the rose of many different colori seemed to grow right out of the clouds then tomorrow picked a sky blue rose and put it in ranes hair they both blushed but rane still had a worried look on her face and then a stunned face i turned around to see a cat woman at the back of the garden successivo to a large fontana in a long light blue dress and arcobaleno hair like the arcobaleno side of ranes pelliccia and pelliccia a blue color of ranes hair and large Angel wings holding a rose rose it was dutchess nube, nuvola ranes mother...
Name: Moka Purre'
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess te could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired da all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: Cioccolato brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess te could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired da all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: Cioccolato brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Name: slicer
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw Slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw Slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt pesca, peach preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now o i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT culo cagna OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that cagna now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now o i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT culo cagna OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that cagna now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired da an old articolo I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt o Dull Object While Eating mela, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An mela, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked o Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt o Dull Object While Eating mela, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An mela, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked o Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, te LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” detto HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
da then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, te LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” detto HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
da then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/