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posted by MephilesTheDark
Just a lista of everything on this club I hate. Opinions/comments welcome. Flames will be used to melt kitten flesh. All of the following are things I see a lot of on this club.

1. Hypersensitivity to gore.
2. Hypersensitivity to swears.
3. Hypersensitivity to sexual references.
4. Hypersensitivity to bi/gay/lesbian characters.
5. Dependence on religion.
6. Using religion as a 'rulebook.'
7. 'Randomness.'
8. Irrelevant content.
9. Irrelevant comments.
10. All the stupid, irrelevant shit on the wall.
11. Spam.
12. Attention seekers.
13. People who can't take a joke.
14. People who don't understand sarcasm.
15. Denial of certain species.
16. All the Slender references.
17. People who copy-paste characters from other fandoms to make their own 'OC.'
18. 'Emos.'
19. People trying too hard to fit into some social label.
20. People who don't get the psychology of characterization.
21. People who don't do their research.
22. Uber-prude people.
23. Uber-graphic people.
24. People who only seek attention.
25. People who only create characters for attention.
26. Self-obsessed people.
27. People whining about not getting their requests done.
28. People who commento pictures with stuff like 'wow that's good can i have rq?'
29. People who send messages asking for requests.
30. People who can't take 'No' as an answer.
31. People who use depression as an excuse for stupidity.
32. People who use anxiety as an excuse for stupidity.
33. People who use ass-burgers as an excuse for stupidity.
34. People who use ass-burgers as an excuse for lack of skill.
35. People who whine about their art being bad.
36. People who whine about their stories being bad.
37. People who shamelessly pubblicità things everywhere.
38. Recolours.
39. Homophobia.
40. Avid gay priders.
41. Thin-skinned people.
42. People who can't speak basic fucking English.
43. Anime-faggots.
44. Kawaiidesu.
45. Shitty character designs.
46. Clashing colours.
47. Too-long character names.
48. People who assume everyone will like their characters.
49. People who get offended from constructive crit.
50. People who don't get my references.
51. People who assume stereotypes are correct.
52. Anyone who still uses Internet Explorer.
53. People who blame everything on their shitty internet.
54. People who whore out their characters in their canon storyline.
55. Mary-Sues.
56. Marty-Sams.
57. Gary-Stus.
58. Uber-abused characters.
59. People who don't understand basic thought processing.
60. People who can't work a computer well. (If te don't know what any of the following are/how to create and use them, then te are one of these people; SPR, OBJ, RM, HTML, HTML coding, </insertcommandhere>, ZIP, RAR, TIFF, scripting.)
61. People who don't get the things listed above and still make robotic/cybernetic/program characters.
62. People who don't use memes correctly.
63. People who DEMAND to be taken seriously all the time.
64. People who claim to be stupid as an excuse for other things.
65. People who call themselves 'shit, stupid, etc' and then get upset when te agree.
66. Butthurt people.
67. People who can't answer a simple domanda honestly and instead just make up random shit.
68. People who can't ever admit they're wrong.
69. lol 69.
70. Everyone who found #69 offensive.
71. People who claim someone ha rubato, stola their idea when that idea had been used 24975684353656 times before.
72. People who steal ideas that are actually original.
73. People who steal character designs.
74. People who steal characters.
75. People who steal character backstories/bios.
76. Backstabbers.
77. People who continuously force others with something they think. (Even if it's jokingly.)
78. SO MUCH ADORRBSSS.
79. People who try too hard to be funny.
80. The fact I even managed to make a lista this long.
81. arcobaleno SPARKLE DESSUUU.
82. trofei LOCK.
83. Raping the 'shift' button.
84. People who put the '{' thing in 'XD' as a mooostachy thing. 'X{D What the fuck is that anyway? :/)
85. People who use emotes waaayyy too much.
86. All the goddamn pop music.
87. The use of memes/viral trends that died years ago. (Shoop da Woop, Carmelldansen, Numa Numa, criceto Dance, etc.)
88. The fact no-one has done any Gangham style faceswaps yet.
89. The growing popularity of this shit.
90. The fact people still honestly LIKE this shit.
91. PEOPLE WHO USE ALL trofei AND USE '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!21!!!11!' WHEN THEY ARE ANGRY.
92. People who make those long culo commenti that fuck up the commento box. (Like FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I mean what. How is that even funny. It just looks bad.)
93. Any relations to official Sonic characters WHATSOEVER.
94. People who can't write for shit trying to get their fanfictions popular.
95. People who pair their character and any official. (Especially Shadow.)
96. People who do the above without ANY good reason.
97. People who make their character look like an official for no good reason. (Not that there is one.)
98. The fact that this articolo will probably get flagged and deleted.
99. Anyone who commenti with some dumbfuck response of 'OMG y r u so negative :(( dis club is awsum nuthin wong wit ittt!!'
100. You.
posted by zougethebat1
Shock,Natsumi,Emily,Breeze,Extreme and Whirlwind were in the park when they looked up and saw Zouge flying in the sky."Hi Zouge."Natsumi yelled but Zouge didn't answer.They decided to fallow her.They fallow her intill they came to this huge building.The building was red,green and was decarted in pretty light."Were are we?"Shock asked "I don't know but it's very cold here."Breeze detto as she tried to keep herself warm."Oh stop complaining and lets go"Extreme detto as he used hes fuoco power to keep everbody warm.They went toward the coloerful building to see what was inside.What they saw successivo amazed them.
Alrighty.
I will write an articolo not focused on war becuase of the recente uproars about the psycopathy of some.
Heh, psycopathy...
ON TO THE STORY.
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A man in a very nice tuxedo drove his car into a garage.
Now, to be clear, this was no ordinary man, tuxedo, o car.
This was Mr. Traesly, in a Derrek Mortuary tuxedo, driving a Derrek Mortuary carro funebre into the box auto, garage of the Derrek Mortuary Home.
I want to make it very clear this man was virtually owned da this company.
He parked and shut off the hearse, climbing out and typing a code onto a panel-
-Opening a hatch beneath the carro funebre and reaching into...
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This is an opinionated guide, folks, it's my opinion, so stfu.

OK, let's start with design and illustration, don't go to TeamArtail, find a good screenshot and colour over it, don't use a base everyone else has used over 1000 times, I will say, if you're having a hard time with a pose, look for a resource image and copy the pose from that. Spines are ok, as long as they aren't exactly like Sonic's, that's been done. TO DEATH. DO NOT GIVE YOUR CHARACTER 2 volpe TAILS, I'll explain più on that later.

Next off, let's try naming, don't give your character six names, the maximum is three; First name,...
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I jumped up and gasped. I was in my bed. It was a dream. "Freaky dream," I detto to myself. it was only 10:58 AM, and I was sleeping. I jumped out of my tree.
I wondered if that masked man with the honey tasso, badger face had been doing anything crazy o senseless. Of course, I couldn't assume that he actually had a honey tasso, badger face, because that was a dream. I flew over a cemetery, then stopped. I flew down.
In front of one of a tomb stone that said, "Chris the Mechahog 2011-2011", There was a big hole in the ground. I had not the slightest idea of wh0 he was. I then saw a rustle in a bush. I ran...
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posted by Ex-Smeralda
Slow and steady breaths echoed through the white and viola coloured evening, a set of boots walked alone, scrunching up the fresh snow. The boots belong to a light brown monkey with Cioccolato brown air, sky blue orbs for eyes, the only thing that kept the petit figure warm was a scarlet red jumper...which seemed highly suspicious as it had a face on the front and at the back of the cappuccio moving about, but the boy didn't even seem to be in fear of this. He just slowly kept walking, wanting the snow to freeze him to death...His eyes were filled with indescribable pain, he suddenly stopped and...
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WHERE WE LEFT OFF.... Nah, I'm not tellin.
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A FEW HOURS LATER... "Help... Ummm... Halp... Screw this, I'm going to sleep." Chris said, after 3 hours of shouting for help. EVEN LATER... Chris had woken up. He yawned. "Where am I?" He asked, not expecting a response. "Ah, your up. Your at the Fan-Freedom Fighters base." detto a dog wearing a bandana. Chris got a confused look on his face. "Shock? How'd te get me?" Chris asked. "I noticed what was happening, and I was going everywhere to see if everyone was okay. I found you, and brought te here....
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"Emily, Emily. Wake up!"Sonic detto to Emily."What is it Sonic?" Emily said."I just want it to tell te that it's x-mist!"Sonic detto leaving. "Ok and?"Emily said."The presents are here te stupid bíćh!"Sonic detto leaving."Ok ok but successivo time don't yell at me te @$$hole!"Emily detto to Sonic who who was leaving."Ok but te should open your present." Sonic detto leaving only for Shane to come in."Emily,get out of your room."Shane detto in a sweet voice."Why should I!?" Emily said."Because your recitazione like your sister Jisseca." Shane detto in a much più sweeter voice(if te know what I mean)"You...
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Suddenly, Chris jumped out of his bed. "I guess that was just a dream..." He said, relieved. He was, infact, correct. He almost got back in bed, then he saw his clock, and it was 11:03 AM, 11-11-11. He crawled out of his hole, and stretched. He noticed that there was a trail of blood leading to the Mystic Cave Zone. He followed it, as though he didn't know what to think. About 20 minuti later, he was in the middle of Mystic Cave Zone. He heard voices, but he couldn't exactly see who they were; his veiw was being blocked da the trees. "Who are te and what are you?" A female voice said. "Why...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Once everyone was inside, they talked some more, and Silhouette spoke "Settle down, settle down! I was glad that te could all make it! Now as promised, come with me to the dining room to eat dinner." Silhouette guided the way to the dining room. To everyone's surprise, three people were already sitting in some of the seats. It was Kiseki, Dark Drum and Amethyst. Shion thought to himself "thats who I saw in the window......" At that moment a girl named Tokyo (a dancer) burst out of the kitchen. She spoke "Um....Silhouette... Me and Kimi need your help in the kitchen!" Silhouette detto " I'll...
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Ok here it go

1) he is one my close Friends on here, he has really SHOCKing guys and is the #100 fanboy of that black hedghog who I will not name, his very fun to rp that I have ever met and all started da his dog going good characters slaping my character in the face but r now so close as brothers that I want him and his Friends in my story.

2) u were the first FEMALE lupo my character have seen and u r so fun to rp but for some reson we Lost our rp flame but I think your character cool so I want to her in my story.

3) now I don't know much about u but playing with u in the high school made...
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Chris kept cheering. Eventually, he went to a Mobian store and bought a rug, a bed, wallpaper, a refrigerator, food, a TV, and a Nintendo 64. They were all very cheap, and either way, Chris had a lot of rings with him. He carried them all back to his home, one da one. Eventually, he got in his letto and fell asleep. MEANWHILE, AT THE LOOP WHERE MADJIN WAS LAYING.... A smirk spread across Madjin's face He opened his eyes. They were glowing red. His hands started glowing. He blinked and his eyes stopped glowing. He slowly stood back up and chuckled. He slowly walked away. He saw a circular peice...
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Chris crawled in the hole. "... This isn't very... 'home-ish.' " He detto to himself. He crawled back out and walked around. He kept walking. "I wonder where Shadow is..." He detto to himself again. He kept walking. He stepped into a hole and fell. "UHF! Where am-" He tried to finish his sentence,but Madjin interrupted with "Welcome to.... Erm.... Welcome." "Yeah, I'm looking for a dude with black fur, red stripes, and some awkward looking gloves with rings around them, Might te have seen him lately?" Chris said. Umm.... No ugly guy around here!" Madjin responded. "But that's not what I-" Chris...
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One giorno Emily came inside the house like crazy
Emily:Guys guys guy!!!
Slash:What do te want!!!
Emily:(looks at him for a littil then she slaps him)
Slash:What was that for te bìtćh!!!!( he's hand is on he's cheek)
Emily:I hate te that's why.
Cece:Hey guys...OMG!!! WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR CHEEK!!!
Slash:Emily is what happen!
Melody:What do te want Emily?
Emily:Where's Justin?
Justin:I'm right here.(Gets punch, punzone da Emily)
Emily:Ahhh!!!Justin don't scare me like that!(got that from family guy)
Melody:Justin are te ok!
Justin:Yeah. So what do want.
Emily:Sonic wants to speak to us!
Slash:Ok so were do we find him?
Emily:We go and find him in the frost.
So they all go and find Sonic and on there way they got attack da The Destroyer V.3!!! Well that's all folks!
"Chris the Mechahog was an attempt at creating the ultimate life form. G.U.N. did not approve of their new secret weapon, so Chris was taken to have a few tests ran on his brain. They found he had an IQ of 10, and the attention span of a blueberry. He was put back into a capsule and stored if all hope was Lost for the next, hopefully più succesful, ultimate life form. Therefore, we reccomend leaving Chris INSIDE of the capsule at all times, o let all hell break loose. - Gerald Robotnik." Shadow read. "No way! te can't be smarter than me! I know the answer to the hardest math domanda ever!...
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posted by sierradawn9
AN: Ok, so this is WAY back in the giorno when Bellz-E was still living under the Three Kings (Well... The first two were killed da the last...) and her name was still Bella. She was still bold... and blasphemous. XD

I'm taking over, 
te plainly see,
I'll set all,
Of the innocents free.

I'll kill your guards,
Knock down a tree, 
I'll destroy your kingdom,
Filled with glee.

Your tirade ends, 
And te must know,
That I have sank,
To an all new low.

This shit I see,
Maybe it's true,
But I will not bow,
To the likes of YOU.

Do te feel sorrow?
Do te feel pain?
Do regret all of your choices,
Once it starts to rain.

te treat them like slaves,
All those townsfolk,
te must have thought,
It was just a cruel joke.

All this shit,
I know it's true,
So I will not bow,
To the likes of YOU.
{its a fanfic based on the weather it must b terrible}
IF U HAVE NOT READ CHAPTER 1-7 DONT READ THIS

The soldiers were coming over the path and WE WERE STANDING THERE LIKE STATUES!!! whisper had tears in her eyes. i was holding on to dare, and misery was standing extemely close to tuesday which i found quite odd but also not that much after seeing them hug earler. flana and coral were balling their eyes out. truth looked più scared that ever...or just her eyes did. arc tried to stay strong but ended up crying on dahsers shoulder. we were in trouble and we knew it. but rane seemed so calm, like...
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{read it already? well read it again and Amore it forever like some old Disney movie}
IF U HAVNT READ CHAPTER 1 o 2 DONT READ THIS

when we got to the garoa mountain and got too where the shooting stella, star landed, there was just an unconsous cat there. misery, hyper and curious as usual, went up and touched the girl. "OW WAT THE HELL" misery screamed. she had burnt her hand some how and then it started to rain. tuesday, confused, detto "wat the hell just a girl? u mean that this girl was the stella, star that fell from the sky? arc r u sure this is where the stella, star landed?"
arc replied "tues have i ever been...
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IF U HAVNT READ CHAPTER 1 o 2 DONT READ THIS

when we got to the garoa mountain and got too where the shooting stella, star landed, there was just an unconsous cat there. misery, hyper and curious as usual, went up and touched the girl. "OW WAT THE HELL" misery screamed. she had burnt her hand some how and then it started to rain. tuesday, confused, detto "wat the hell just a girl? u mean that this girl was the stella, star that fell from the sky? arc r u sure this is where the stella, star landed?"
arc replied "tues have i ever been wrong?" arc was più of our tracker of sorts. then misery burst of in screaming "U...
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~and so i have decided to sposta all the rainy days chapter to this fan club for all the awesome persons who havent read it so they can and they can b very happy for they have read the best fanfic ever(even tho it really sucks) so praise me persons~

"Its all i can remember, just this this memory. I cant remember my mother, my father, o anything else from my childhood, just this. they were fighting over me, calling me names, these odd adults i cant remember who they were just family...i think. "I dont want her"said one lady, mayb my grandmother,"she will probaly have a darkside""wat do u mean"said...
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posted by PhoenixRoyale
Note; Do not bash me for the things I say o like. It is annoying, and it gets on my nerves that people make fun of te for what te like, o flame te for hating something.
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Hello! :D Most of te know me, but for those who don't, my name is PhoenixRoyale. This articolo was made so te can learn all about me. ^^ So, let's get started~

What is your name?
Not saying it, but if te want, te can call me Phoenix, o Feeny! :D Just like Maya called Phoenix in the Phoenix Wright trilogy. >:3

How old are you?
Eleven. :P

YOU'RE 11?!?!!!1
It's not that surprising. X3

What are your talents?
Being...
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